Jeff: Lesson number one, open the box for your children.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yes. Okay. All right. So, this is what it's supposed to look like.

Jeff: Oh yeah. I'm going to keep that right here. It does say there are endless configurations. So presumably you can improve a little bit.

Mr. Dog Poop: Right? And you can buy multiple kits. So, when you buy the kit and you start putting it together, you can do different things with it. So, it gives your kids an opportunity to be really creative. And it is mechanical. I’m looking at this.

Jeff: I love this little screwdriver.

Mr. Dog Poop: There isn't a chance in hell that we're putting a plane together out of these parts.

Jeff: Is this instructions?

Mr. Dog Poop: There is no way. This is for age six.

Jeff: Oh, Jesus.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Maybe this wasn't such a smart idea.

Jeff: I think I should've drank less.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. So, there's no place to start. Well, I'll tell you what, it will definitely stimulate creative minds.

Jeff: It's going to be embarrassing.

Mr. Dog Poop: Man, it's going to be embarrassing.

Jeff: I saw a wrench.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, yeah, there's a wrench in here.

Jeff: I thought I saw it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, it’s in with the wheels.

Jeff: There we go. Got a little wrench up. Oh, I just lost the screwdriver. How many?

Mr. Dog Poop: 258 pieces.

Jeff: 285 pieces.

Mr. Dog Poop: 258. Is yours 285?

Jeff: Are you dyslexic, or am I?

Mr. Dog Poop: 258 pieces?

Jeff: Does that not say 285? Oh my gosh. The box and the directions have different numbers. This says 285. This says 258.

Mr. Dog Poop: First of all, we're both right. I mean, you talk about confusing. I mean, you're going to mess kids up in the head.

Jeff: I was like, wait, did we get different sets?

Mr. Dog Poop: So, one is 258 and one is 285. Whatever it is. I don't even know. I'm already ready to give up.

Jeff: So, how about Rihanna's Halftime show. Huh?

Mr. Dog Poop: Come on. She has such a good library of popular music. Why did she pick those songs?

Jeff: Call me old fashioned, but I like when my musical performer at least pretends to lip sync the songs. Not just lets the music play.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I mean, she was hanging on platform, so she was strapped down.

Jeff: Yeah. Yeah. Just fake it a little bit. That's all I ask of my women. Just fake it a little bit.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, there's no step-by-step instructions. This is definitely going to challenge a kid. This is definitely going to be a challenge.

Jeff: Yeah. Cause I'm trying to figure out where to start.

Mr. Dog Poop: I thought this was going to be a 15-minute project.

Jeff: I mean, if you were like, kids, you have to finish this before you can eat. They probably die before they finish. That would be bad parenting by the way.

Mr. Dog Poop: I see something going on here because on the front of the plane, it has a piece that goes around the nose, which has cuts in it and it's bent. So, I guess you're supposed to cut through one of these and bend it. So, you have to bend some of these pieces. These are just all flat. Oh, this one's bent. But that's not chat.

Jeff: Shout out Jay Frogg in the comments. He did recommend Breaking Bad Elementary edition. And he also said, what happened to good old model airplane glue? I mean, I feel like that would make this much easier if you could just glue things and you could probably sniff it and get high from it.

Mr. Dog Poop: You would sniff it and get high. I mean, I remember that glue.

Jeff: Win-Win is what I call it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. It was like acetone or something, and it melted the plastic, and you'd just leave it open. And your parents be like there are so many fumes in here. And it's like, what?

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