Jeff: Why do you have three heads, Mommy? Joe Rogan makes so much sense now. Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. I don't know if you can; some of these are bent. They're different colors. I'm going to say there's infinite numbers of things that you can do with this kit. I don't know if one of them is to build an airplane.

Jeff: I think the best bet is we've got what 45 minutes here left. Just build your best airplane and we'll see who wins.

Mr. Dog Poop: I’m trying to lay it out. I'm trying to lay it out.

Jeff: Starting is the hard part. Like, I don't know.

Jeff: There's a gazillion of these little pieces. There's really not a lot of instruction here.

Mr. Dog Poop: There's not a lot of instruction. Okay. The hole's too big in the wheel for a bolt. And there's a package of bolts here. There's like 2000 fucking nuts and bolts. And they're all different sizes.

Jeff: Yeah, yeah.

Jeff: This is not like those screws are big and there's tiny ones. Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, I guess these little green things go in the wheels. I guess.

Jeff: I'm not really sure.

Mr. Dog Poop: Why do they have a square hole?

Jeff: I'm afraid to open this because I'm going to just drop them all over the place.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. This doesn't fit.

Jeff: I ate Taco Bell yesterday and my couch has taco ingredients permanently installed in the couch cushion. So, I'm a little nervous about opening things like that.

Mr. Dog Poop: Alright, so these green things don't go in the wheels unless I'm missing something. It doesn't fit. The green things don't fit. Wait, nope. Green things don't fit. They're supposed to fit. Says in the instructions. Oh, wait, they put the green things in other places too.

Jeff: Oh, that was probably a very bad mistake.

Jeff: Oh, well. What's the worst that can happen? I don't build an airplane that works.

Mr. Dog Poop: Man, I'm going to be lucky to build a

Jeff: We're going to look so stupid.

Mr. Dog Poop: It looks so cool on the picture. The picture looks so cool that it has this propeller. I think it's like these, the propeller, and then some, maybe some green things in between.

Jeff: Yeah, I think I need to look at the picture and just try to go from that.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think this maybe a spacer. I don't understand why. I'm sorry. I mean, I was six once. I don't know. Maybe I was smarter than I thought I was. Maybe I was smarter at six than I am now.

Jeff: That's when Teddy Roosevelt was president. Right?

Mr. Dog Poop: This is going to be a challenge. For any six-year-old or any 36-year-old. Okay.

Jeff: I'm six times older. I'm not six times smarter. I promise. Oh, dropping everything.

Mr. Dog Poop: This doesn't look anything like the picture,

Jeff: But we've made frighteningly little progress so far.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, but we've only been on for 20 minutes or 10, 15 minutes or something. We got lots of time. Look, I'm pretty sure this is a propeller. So, I'm halfway there. I got propulsion. Now I need the fuselage.

Jeff: There is a dang picture here that shows this thing and I’ve got the wrong parts. Supposed to go through these two holes and it doesn't.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm afraid that it shows things bent with like slices out of them. I don't have any.

Jeff: Oh, these things are very easy to bend. Watch.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, but which one? And where? Like you start bending them, then you don't have unbent pieces. But they do match my uniform.

Jeff: Yeah. But yeah, I assume that's why we got this plane. It looks like Mr. Dog Poop's personal jet.

Mr. Dog Poop: It looks like my personal P 51 Mustang.

Jeff: He flies private everywhere. He won't let me borrow the plane.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. So, I'm trying to put these parts together, but the screws don't fit. Oh, maybe that's not how they go together. Go on the side. Oh, my goodness. Now I feel like I'm back in school and it's one of those time tests and you're trying to get it done before the end of the time and at some point, Fat Chris is going to yell time's up and I'm going to be like, that's it.

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