Jeff: I dropped my nuts on the floor.
Mr. Dog Poop: That's a lot of nuts to drop.
Jeff: Oh man. Alright, I'm start from square one. Oh god.
Mr. Dog Poop: Next week we'll be reviewing the Roomba.
Jeff: Oh goodness gracious. Alright, let's try this again. It only took me 30 minutes to get that far. I feel like we should mention your children should not be drinking when trying to put this together.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh shit. Oh wait, never mind. False alarm.
Jeff: Oh my gosh. You have something starting to look like a plane.
Mr. Dog Poop: I think I have the whole thing figured out here. You have to stretch them around. I did have to bend one piece, but I guess that's within the rules.
Jeff: I think you can do whatever the hell you want with this project. It does say something.
Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, you might end up building a boat or you might end up building something to chase your hamster around and torture them. But being creative with mechanical items like this, it's pretty cool. Might want to get some other tools.
Jeff: I don't know. This doesn't make sense.
Mr. Dog Poop: No. So, how do you put the landing gear on? I mean, I got almost a whole plane.
Jeff: I dropped my plane on the ground. Look at that. I mean, it's going to throw it, see if it flies.
Mr. Dog Poop: So, the P 51 Mustang is a little screwed up. It's got the two wheels under the wings. It should really have one wheel up in the front. So, I'm going to try to do that.
Jeff: Why is this not fitting? There we go.
Mr. Dog Poop: These things are small.
Jeff: Yeah. I've got size 13 feet and my hands are like equipped. Like my fingers are too big to play with a toy like this. That's what I'm going to blame for my incompetence.
Mr. Dog Poop: Has nothing to do with this.
Mr. Dog Poop: This is for six-year-olds.
Jeff: Six plus.
Mr. Dog Poop: Six plus.
Jeff: I've seen six-year-olds. They got tiny hands.
Mr. Dog Poop: The thing that I want to know is how they expect a six year old to get this little rubber little thing into the wheel. Because clearly, unless you have a hydraulic press.
Jeff: Feel like we should have done Legos. I could have built like a robot. You stack them up.
Mr. Dog Poop: No, there's no small washers. These are for the wheels, I guess.
Jeff: The green things?
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah.
Jeff: I think I'm spending too much time trying to build the propeller.
Mr. Dog Poop: The propeller is hard.
Jeff: I know, I think I've spent too much time on that. I should just build the plane. Screw the propeller. It's not going to actually fly. It's a fake plane. Just build it.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, this is going to fly. This is definitely going to fly.
Jeff: Oh, I'm definitely going to throw it out this window behind me. It'll fly.
Mr. Dog Poop: I think you'll at least have to have a 200 IQ to make these wheels work. Because I must be missing something. It shows. I mean, there's some long bolts here. There's a long bolt there, but it definitely doesn't go into it. And then there's a washer there. Yeah, that's not good. Uh-oh. Are you kidding me? There are different sized nuts in here.
Jeff: Yeah, that's what actually caused me to fumble onto the floor.This seems overly, like, intentionally complicated.
Mr. Dog Poop: I need a tail. I need a tail runner here.
Jeff: And BS beer. It's clear this should not include beer.
Jeff: I feel like it should not include adult hands because like, I'm holding my hands under the table. But like, look at how tiny this like thing is. Like, this is taking me two minutes and that's one of four that I need to do. MREs are looking real good to me right now.
Mr. Dog Poop: MREs are looking real good. I think we need to do some more taste testing. I mean, whose idea? I mean, I thought we were going to look like geniuses.
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