Jeff: We're going to look like the smartest six-year-olds ever.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. So, I want to say that's not how they have the tail. They have the tail. Something else. Well, it seems like this should be the tail on it.

Jeff: Oh no. Oh, okay. No, I'm good. I'm working so hard on this wing and I thought I screwed it up, but I think I'm good. No, I screwed it up.

Mr. Dog Poop: You can't screw it up. That's the good.

Jeff: Well, the holes don't fit the way.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, that's the nice thing about these things is you can build whatever you want. This'll keep kids occupied for a long time.

Jeff: Maybe kids don't have the patience.

Mr. Dog Poop: They need to, Jeff. You need to slap them around to.

Jeff: Say they need to.

Mr. Dog Poop: But the nuns used to slap us around in a Catholic school. Need to slap around a little bit and make them make them like it. You know, they need to learn this stuff. They're going to get jobs.

Jeff: It sounds like a sex dungeon. Not like a Catholic school.

Mr. Dog Poop: No. They're going to have to go out there and get jobs and their boss is going to expect him to be able to do stuff. And right now, the parents are like, what can they do? Oh, they can swipe on TikTok, or they can download an app. Can they build an airplane from scratch out of whatever this is?

Jeff: This is what I got so far. 200. I got a wing.

Mr. Dog Poop: And this is why Mr. Dog Poop is so successful because while Jeff McColino is still working on his first piece, I almost have a completed P 51 Mustang.

Jeff: Your wings don't look like mine.

Mr. Dog Poop: That is a three-dimensional P 51 Mustang.

Jeff: Your thing looks like a tetradactyl. Oh, I can barely get to my mouse. I need to read. I see. We got a comment, and I can't read it. Did STEM not have a balloon kit? So much easier.

Mr. Dog Poop: Somebody brings me a balloon. I'm just going to tie a balloon to it and float it up. So, let's talk about the balloons a little bit. The government started shooting down balloons. So, they shot down the China balloon. Well, they're shooting random balloons. The balloons are flying legally. So, these are companies that are looking for oil. They're doing research up in the Yukon, up in Alaska. They're doing research, looking for evidence where they would go.

Jeff: Where's our plane made from?

Mr. Dog Poop: China.

Jeff: China.

Mr. Dog Poop: Everything's from China. So, they're out there.

Jeff: We're basically Chinese terrorists.

Mr. Dog Poop: They're out there doing prospecting. They're trying to find this. They're flying legally. They don't have to file a flight plan for a drone out in those areas. And then the government goes up and it's shooting everything down. They're just shooting anything down that's flying. Well, don't fly. Kids, don't build a plane and fly it up into the atmosphere. Cause the government's going to shoot you down. No, this whole thing is going to blow up in the government's face when they find out that they shot down Exxon's 50 billion research balloon.

Jeff: I have a desperate urge to go get a rainbow kite and fly it. And when the government shoots down, oh boy, we're going to have a riot on our hands. Flying a kite. That's a thing that needs to come back. Nobody flies kites anymore. When's the last time you saw a kite?

Mr. Dog Poop: Nobody flies kites.

Jeff: I think they should. I like kites. I also like whiskey. And that doesn't lead to building planes, apparently. What the hell am I doing here?

Mr. Dog Poop: I think I'm almost finished.

Jeff: You're almost finished. I haven't even started yet. I've heard that from many women.

Mr. Dog Poop: I've actually read that on the internet from some women you've been with. Didn't surprise me.

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