P-51 Mustang Erector Set for Kids - Live Assembly and Review by 2 Grown Men Drinking Beer Page-7

P-51 Mustang Erector Set for Kids - Live Assembly and Review by 2 Grown Men Drinking Beer

Season:1
Episode:10
Page Number:7

Jeff: Reputation. It's not inaccurate.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, my goodness. I feel like my teacher's watching us.

Jeff: I didn't make that wing the same way. Oh, well we're not going to have a symmetrical plane. Planes don't need to be symmetrical. Not in imagination land.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I'm going to say I have a pretty good P 51 Mustang, so whatever.

Jeff: Almost have a second wing.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, shoot. Whatever happens, I hope the government doesn't shoot it down. I'm actually bending the pieces.

Jeff: I think that actually might be the problem that I'm not just bending things the way I want them. I think I could make a plane really quick. Isaac Edelman, the Grand Puba of FL teams building those dollar store indoor helicopters at break is the worst feeling. You know what's worse than that? You know those cheap little, did you ever get those, like the Dollar store little planes or helicopters? You know what's worse than those?

Mr. Dog Poop: They made out of Bulsa wood.

Jeff: Oh yeah. Yeah. They snap, like when you put them together, they just snap in half. You know what's worse is when your kids, I swear to God in like kindergarten, every goody bag comes with a parachute man. And you drop them one time and parachute get all tangled. Right. Just becomes like suicide, man.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah.

Jeff: Not fun. It's so bad message to send our children.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh. Oh, oh wait, that won't work.

Jeff: These two well-constructed wings that are obviously not the same.

Mr. Dog Poop: I got to get landing gear on here. Oh, I see it now. I know how to do it.

Jeff: Hey, by the way, middle of the plane.

Mr. Dog Poop: I got to put a different bolt in.

Jeff: I should probably build the middle of the plane. Not the wings. Huh?

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to have to deconstruct my tail section here in order to. How the heck? Oh. I think I just blew it.

Jeff: I screwed up. Yes. I'm going to steal that tacky joke. This whole shell.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, my goodness. In the time constraint, this is just so much pressure.

Jeff: I know. I got to put something together. Dammit. These things are too small.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, did you find enough bet from the floor?

Jeff: Yeah, I keep dropping them. They're tiny.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, but if you're six, they're big.

Jeff: Yeah. If you're six, you can bend over and pick things up off the ground. If you're 36, you're like, eh, it's gone forever.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'll tell you a funny story. I went back, used to go to the school and went back when I was 35, 40. I went back to look at the school I used to go to. And I'm not like you where I lived in the same place my whole life. And I remember walking to school every day and it being a long distance, maybe a mile or something. So, I go back up and I show my wife. Like, oh, this is where I used to go to school. I used to walk from here. It was four houses. We were four houses away from the school. And when I was in first grade, it seemed like half a mile or a mile. Right. And I came back, and I asked my younger brother and I said, you remember we used to go to school, you know, how far was that? And he was like, oh, round about half a mile or a mile. And I'm like, it was four houses away from the school. And it's like, your perception as a child is completely different. Completely different than when you're an adult.

Jeff: Childlike wonder, man. If I drop another one of these, I'm going to throw this plane through the window. And I guarantee you it will fly far.

Mr. Dog Poop: This is too much pressure for adults. And I think it wouldn't be pressure if we had more time.

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