Jeff: By the way, I can’t even hold it. It took me 15 seconds to get it so I could hold it. This is how tiny this thing is. Maneuvering it with my monkey paws is just not working.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I'm going to send this to sister Mary Catherine up at the school I used to go to and show her how successful I've become and how ingenious since I left school.

Jeff: Okay. This one just doesn't work. I don't send my material back to my Catholic school. Yeah. I really don't have a punchline for that. I think I've embarrassed them enough. I don't even know what I was doing with this.

Mr. Dog Poop: I got a problem. I thought that these washers are for the wheels, but there's only two of them.

Jeff: Isaac brings up a good point. Same as your walk to school. Like, remember when you were a kid and you'd go, I, well I don't know if you had stores when you were a kid.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, they didn't have stores back then. We had Mr. Drucker.

Jeff: Target was like a massive sports stadium. Target used to be like, it's infinite amount. This store goes for Infinity. Now, I can get around Target in 13 seconds.

Mr. Dog Poop: Your perspectives.

Jeff: I know where the booze is. Where the underwear is. Oh yeah, they do. They have beer and wine.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. I mean I've got almost a whole plane here and I have extra parts to spare. I think I need something for the pilot. I think I need a canopy for the pilot or something.

Jeff: Hey, Jay Frog's mocking us because we haven't built this plane yet. BS & Beer says that you went to Sears back in the day.

Mr. Dog Poop: I lived in Sears, man.

Jeff: Sears used to be my favorite store at the mall. Hiro Mall in St. Pete before Sears closed my favorite place: some tools, some clothes.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm losing stuff on the floor now.

Jeff: Yeah. I'm giving up on everything I'm dropping at this point. If a six-year-old can build this.

Mr. Dog Poop: You said what? A six-year-old.

Jeff: I’m this close to losing my shit.

Dr. Dog Poop: Can you show us where you're at?

Jeff: I am trying to build the hull of the plane and I've been trying to do it for the last 15 minutes and my fingers cannot. So, this piece right here, I'm trying to screw in, and I've gotten zero screws into it because it keeps coming out.

Mr. Dog Poop: You can't just put pieces together that look like they go together. There has to be an order. This is part of science, right? There's an order.

Jeff: I got this and this goes together.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. But then how are you going to put the other pieces together when you've sealed it up into a cylinder. How are you going to add to it?

Jeff: I haven't gotten that far yet. Cause I can't figure out how to put the plane together.

Mr. Dog Poop: This is a mind challenging experiment.

Jeff: I don't know man. Needvmore whiskey.

Mr. Dog Poop: I have finished my airplane, my P 51 Mustang.

Jeff: Oh, see you don't have this part on it, do you?

Mr. Dog Poop: I have finished this.

Jeff: You don't have the place for the people to sit.

Mr. Dog Poop: They sit in here, right here. It's open cockpit. It's a P 51. I have to give them a windshield or something. So, I've got a P 51 Mustang. It is a little bit floppy in the middle. And that's the cool thing about teaching kids engineering because they're going to learn structure. They're going to learn if you do this, you got a problem. So then, they're going to have to go back and put gussets in here or something to attach it to the fuselage. Something like that. So, they'll have to put. Oh, my goodness, that's amazing.

Jeff: These things are so tiny, and this screw doesn't fit in this hole. That's never what she said.

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