P-51 Mustang Erector Set for Kids - Live Assembly and Review by 2 Grown Men Drinking Beer Page-9

P-51 Mustang Erector Set for Kids - Live Assembly and Review by 2 Grown Men Drinking Beer

Season:1
Episode:10
Page Number:9

Mr. Dog Poop: So, my plane right now is a little bit floppy.

Jeff: That's what she said.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's a little bit floppy. So, I'm going to go ahead and put a gusset in here and attach it to the outside of the fuselage, just like a real P 51 Mustang. But now I'm going to be in the same situation you are because I have to bend it.

Jeff: You got man hands?

Mr. Dog Poop: No, I don't know how I'm going to get the nuts and bolts in there. Oh, actually, I don't have to put nuts and bolts cause I just bent it around like wire. I think what we need is a few zip ties.

Jeff: I think what we need is what Jay Frog said earlier about some of the old airplane glue. I'd be high. And you know. I wouldn't care about building a plane.

Mr. Dog Poop: I built this exact plane. No difference. There’s no difference.

Jeff: It’s psychical.

Mr. Dog Poop: And I have all these extra pieces so I can build.

Jeff: I wonder how that happens. Glen said, I do not think you should have that. Godammit, I dropped a piece while I was trying to read. I can't read and set up.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, it's definitely in danger of being shot down. And that's exactly this.

Jeff: Hold on. I'm building a much better plane. You'll see it shortly. I promise.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to something better than my exact duplicate of the P 51 Mustang.

Jeff: Mine will fly further.

Mr. Dog Poop: They can take their 258 paste pieces and stick it up their China butts. Because I did this in like 50 pieces.

Jeff: I think the Chinese actually built this kit to taunt our children and distract them. Here we go. I got it.I guarantee you this will fly further than any,

Mr. Dog Poop: Any airplane

Jeff: Built out this crap.

Mr. Dog Poop: Come on Jeff. Show us your plane.

Jeff: It's the instructions.

Mr. Dog Poop: No. Show us. Show us the plane you've built out of the kit and not the instructions.

Jeff: I've got the wings, And I've got the body somewhere, and this is about to be attached. I'm about to attach the wing.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. I'm going to say this kit was around $25.

Jeff: Some of it is on the floor.

Mr. Dog Poop: Huh? Yeah.

Jeff: Two-thirds of it is on the floor.

Mr. Dog Poop: Next week we're reviewing the Roomba. So, just leave it down there and we'll get you a Roomba. Suck it all up and then we'll have to send it back. Cause I don't think it's made to suck up nuts. Yeah. Destroy the new video camera.

Jeff: Yeah, well look, I'm sending my fighter bomber. Woohoo.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I want to say this is around $25. You can get a bunch of different kits. Looks like a lot of fun. This would be a lot of fun for a kid. A six-year-old is probably going to do better than this. Getting this kit together in an hour, it isn’t going to happen. You want to keep kids working and looking on something working. This is probably going to be a few hours of work to put it together, right?

Jeff: It's going to be a few hours of my kids coming.

Mr. Dog Poop: And I've built something. I've built something completely different out of the kit. And that's the idea of creativity and science. And that's where we're pushing all week. We're going to be doing projects, showing you projects that you can buy from anywhere from $10 to $25 or create home projects and get your kids involved in science like Mr. Dog Poop. What do you think, Jeff?

Jeff: I was going to say, I haven't been this embarrassed since that one time with a lady in Costa Rica, but I'm not going to tell that story.

Mr. Dog Poop: You tell it every night.

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