Preparing Food for The Zombie Apocalypse Page-1

Preparing Food for The Zombie Apocalypse

Season:1
Episode:4
Page Number:1

Preserving food for the Zombie Apocalypse with a 25 Vacuum Packer

Mr. Dog Poop: Mr. Dog Poop here. Another episode of The Man Show. Oh my God, we've done so many man shows. I can't even keep track. What do we do? 1, 2, 3. Is this episode four? 

Jeff: I'm about to run out of fingers 

Mr. Dog Poop: Mr. Dog Poop With episode four of The Man Show. I can't believe it. This has been great and this is going to be a good end of the week. And today we're going to go over a vacuum sealing machine. You got yours. We're doing a vacuum sealing machine. We're going to compare it to a commercial machine, and we're going to show you how to vacuum seal food and prepare for the zombie apocalypse, which we know is coming. What? A few weeks from now.

Jeff: I assume half of Congress is zombies already.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's, that's true. So why don't you open up your, let's see, what do we got? We got a Bonsen once again the man show goes all out with a giant budget and we got a 19.95. Jeff, don't be making any jokes.

We got a 19.95 Bonsenkitchen vacuum sealer ideal partner for your kitchen. And I think that means--

Jeff: I don't know whether this is for like an IV, a catheter or like a--

Mr. Dog Poop: I think it's a catheter. Oh yeah. It's for one of those drinking helmets. Did that come with it?

Jeff: Yeah. This was the first thing I pulled out.

Mr. Dog Poop: Maybe you can pump up the tires of your car or something.

Jeff: I don't know. I might try it as a straw later, but let's, let's not get it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Pull out my tactical fork open this Jeff's already, he's already opening.

Jeff: Something fell.

Mr. Dog Poop: I got a big piece of rubber. You got one of those?

Jeff: Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. So we go-- We got a big.

Jeff: I thought this was a packing I guess it Might be a packing thing. 

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't think it's a packing thing. Oh, it came with bags. So do you keep the instructions or shred them?

Jeff: I have never used one of these or seen them used so

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, if a woman can operate it, we should be able to.

Jeff: I like your spirit.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, it comes with a steak. Come with a steak. So I guess you put that in a bag. Got some arrows on it. Came with some food saver bags. That's nice.

Jeff: Already pulled mine apart. ,

Mr. Dog Poop: What do we got for a cord today? We've been opening these appliances and they have little mini cords.

Jeff: This one well, looks like it should be longer.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's not too bad. It'll get off the edge of the desk. Lots of plastic. So I got one of the, oh, so what I don't, I think this is for like a wine bottle or a beer bottle or something. I mean this is where instructions really are helpful.

Jeff: Yeah. Yeah. There's a, a warning caution for hot surfaces

Mr. Dog Poop: Again.

Jeff: Yeah. We're, we're just playing with fire every, Episode.

Mr. Dog Poop: If I burn my hand one more time this week, I'm not, not going to ha be able to jack off this weekend.

Jeff: Gotta burn the left hand. No one needs it.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'll try to remember that. Burn the left hand. So we got the Bossenkitchen. Now we bought this. We are not getting paid. We don't have any affiliate links. We're not trying to oh. It fell apart. We're not trying to sell anybody anything. We are doing a legitimate test of this device. I feel like one of us should have watched the video on how to operate this thing.

Jeff: It does not appear. We are live on twitch now it says live now

Mr. Dog Poop: We're live now.

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