Jeff: Here we go. I got a ribeye ready.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. Am I supposed to hold it? I mean, how long does it pump for? This doesn't seem to be working.

Jeff: Always place the bag opening into this slot. Okay, so this is the opening.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm put something in there.

Jeff: Would this be moist or dry?

Mr. Dog Poop: Your guess is as good as mine. The Bonsen kitchen sealer. So I don't think it actually works. I don't think this is us. Oh. I think this goes in here. This is the accessory thing, and I think it's just to like, suck up beer or something I don't know how,

Jeff: I'll move the camera down to show you.

Mr. Dog Poop: So is it sucking up the steak?

Jeff: No, it's not doing anything.

Mr. Dog Poop: So if anybody from Bonsenkitchen sealers is watching, they should call us because this is going to get a really bad review because it apparently doesn't work.

Jeff: It's loud.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's definitely loud. I'm going to try dry. It does not appear to be doing anything. There's no air sucking outta the bag. Probably can't even hear me over the loudness of it. It's not sucking the air outta the bag. You can see nothing is happening. I'll try. Can't I cancel it? Let me try. Gentle. It's worse. All right, let me seal. Seal. Okay, so now it's on seal and it started pumping again. Nothing happening it’s not actually. it sealed it, but as you can see 

Jeff: It's not so easy. It's not so easy that a man can use it.

Mr. Dog Poop: It sealed it. I mean now I can't get the tomato out, but I definitely don't think it vacuum packed it. And you see my seal.

Jeff: Oh, I got a seal. Yeah,

Mr. Dog Poop: But is there still air in it?

Jeff: Yeah, definitely.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, it seems to be pumping. Wait There's some instructions on the inside. I mean, dry, moist, vacuum. I mean, it just has pictures. I guess this thing's for sucking out jars, but I don't get it unless you have some kind of a connection on it. Wow. So I'm going to, you know what I'm going to do while you're trying to suck that out, I got an actual vacuum sealer over here. I'm going to put on the table.

Jeff: I'm going to go get the Panini press and cook this ribeye up. So this thing, it looks like this thing-- What you got there?

Mr. Dog Poop: I got a vacuum concealer because I've been preparing for the zombie apocalypse now for a few years. And so I have tools. Hang on a second. I got to get an extension plug.

Jeff: I am so confused by these directions.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't know.

Jeff: There are a lot of pages of directions for something that seems like it should be pretty easy.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, and I'm going to tell you that I've had some of these things. So I didn't know it was going to be so complicated. Cause I have used them. Is that in the overhead view, Chris? 

Jeff: I'm going to do some quick research to see what the, what the rating is on this item.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, so good. So we have, this is a real vacuum sealer and I'm going to go ahead and am I on the camera? I'm going to I'm going to cut this bag open because ouch what would be really great is the pair scissors

Jeff: You might want to use a smaller knife in the in the zombie tool kit.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, there's gotta be a--

Jeff: I would like any audience members to comment and tell us who is more likely to lose a digit while filming the man Show.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think we know that

Jeff: So well, I would argue with episode one. I was getting close with not being able to close the knife

Mr. Dog Poop: This one scares me after using it last night. So this, we're going to go ahead and start this and we can go in there. This is a commercial sealer. I think I spent maybe $250 on it, maybe $275 compared to 19.99. But, you can never have--

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