Jeff: I hate to tell you on Amazon. 

Mr. Dog Poop: So it doesn't look like anything's happening. And this is, this is pulling all the air out of this chamber. It's going to seal the bag and then it's going to let air in. And when this gets done can you see the, the numbers on the front? Okay, here it is. So it's going to seal it. And then if you watch it here,

Jeff: Count it down.

Mr. Dog Poop: So there's our sealed tomato and there is no air in that thing that is sealed. You can't even pull that apart. Big difference. Now maybe

Jeff: It's gotta be user error. These have high ratings on Amazon.

Mr. Dog Poop: They do have high ratings. All right, we gotta figure it out then. Well, let's find out. I'm surprised it was sealed the tomato so, well, that was good. I think that would probably last for 20 or 30 years. 

Jeff: They do in the back of this instruction manual, they do have a freshness comparison table. Non vacuum storage, two to three days vacuum storage, 12 to 13 days in the freezer. It says two to three months for me one year with a vacuum. I argue it lasts a lot longer than two or three months, but maybe I'm serving spoiled Meat. 

Mr. Dog Poop: So in the, in the zombie apocalypse, if you happen to get like some severed limbs maybe some zombie hands or something, you're going to want to vacuum seal those. Nope. Not going to fit in these bags.

Jeff: What am I missing here? I feel like I'm missing something really simple. Kind of like when I couldn't close  the knife.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't know. So I'm going to put a zombie hand in here. Then hit that takes around 40 seconds. And with these you can reuse the bags. And when you get these bags, how can you reuse? You can seal well, you can seal it and then you can cut it and then you can seal it again. So if you, let's say you had, yeah. So let's say you had two hot dogs in here and you only wanted to eat one, you could oh, that's his, this thing is so quiet comparatively. So we are vacuum sealing a zombie hand. Here we go. We're sealing the bag. And there you go. There's the zombie hand.

Jeff: Nice. Put it on a sandwich.

Mr. Dog Poop: I got to do a t-shirt. Forgot to get a t-shirt. And the nice thing about this now if you are in the zombie apocalypse and you have to cut somebody's arm off go to the manshowlive.com and you can order one of these bone saws. If a zombie bites your arm, you're going to need to cut an arm off. And this is one of the best tools. 19.95 The mansshowlive.com. But it's also good for opening these things and you'll see that the zombie hand comes right back to full size. And there you go. There's a meal.

Jeff: And the website's still going to work during this zombie apocalypse.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yes. Yes, we have

Jeff: Shipping might be a little slower.

Mr. Dog Poop: Shipping might be a little slower, but we have we have battery backup. That should keep us on for while. So we're doing a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Why are you vacuum sealing a t-shirt when we don't even know if the vacuum sealer can seal.

Jeff: We're going to try it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, it didn't seal the steak. 

Jeff: These Are shirts that thinner Jeff fit in and I currently do not fit in 'em. So might as well vacuum seal them. Take up less room.

Mr. Dog Poop: If you don't fit in them, why are they still in your closet?

Jeff: Well I'm going to lose weight.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, you just missed your New Year's resolution.

Jeff: No, I don't do anything. I don't do resolutions. I don't do like dry January means drink more.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, dry January. I never heard of

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