Jeff: I think the guy who made the good year tire discovered it on accident too that's how Genius Is, is made. 

Mr. Dog Poop: This is how Genius is made. Bag of beer. Thanks. BS and beer.

Jeff: Yeah. If you really got a problem, you can probably also hook this up with like a needle and just inject it directly.

Mr. Dog Poop: Inject the beer directly. I'm going to say, two very smart guys who haven't had that much beer yet today. 

Jeff: I'm drinking gin. I don't know what about you ?

Mr. Dog Poop: Can't get this going. There's a customer service number. Do we want to call it ? Just call a customer service. We're live doing a review of your thing and it doesn't seem to be working.

Jeff: We're not that drunk and we're not that stupid why can't we figure this out.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're barley drunk and we can't, and this is going to really, you said it had good reviews.

Jeff: It was over four stars on Amazon. Every model, they have three or four different models and they're all over four stars, which is pretty solid. I mean, normally a piece of crap is under three or threeish. 

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't understand what, all right. This is going to be a first. We've done a lot of episodes. We've never opened the instructions. I am going to open the instructions because I can't believe it's that bad. Oh, blah, blah, blah. Put the thing in dry moist.

Jeff: Being a man doesn't involve this much reading or

Mr. Dog Poop: No, you know. No, I mean,

Jeff: I'd be a college professor if I wanted to read this much.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to say, if you have to read this much stuff, it's probably not worth it.

Jeff: I would agree. I mean, how do they like, sell things to like, I don't know, Mississippi, they don't know how to read words with multiple syllables..

Mr. Dog Poop: They're all homeschooled with their Nazi programs they're investigating for Hitler stuff, but we won't go into that. 

Jeff: You're telling, you're telling me that you've, you've seen Philadelphia sports fans. You're telling me that a Philadelphian is capable of reading these words? Not a chance.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. In all. I, I have to disclose that I lived in New Jersey, so I'm new. I'm a New York Giants fan. I am moral enemies with Philadelphia fans. So yeah, they're not, this is-- No Philadelphia Eagles fan is going to be able to operate this.

Jeff: No, no, no. I'm surprised they're able to use a toilet. Actually, a lot of 'em can't. I think ,

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, unless you can find some redeeming quality in this, or try to figure out what the hell its doing this is a total, total failure.

Jeff: I'm, I'm going to do the manliest thing possible with this device.

Mr. Dog Poop: This is basically just a bag sealer, a loud bag sealer.

Jeff: I'm going to re-gift this to my ex-wife. Happy birthday,

Mr. Dog Poop:. Happy birthday

Jeff: I got you a vacuum sealer. This little plastic thing. It might ta smell a little like gin, but I wouldn't worry about it.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. I'm going to put, I'm going to put the real vacuum sealer up here and we're going to talk about what we can actually vacuum seal. Let's actually put something to work.

Jeff: I'm going to use my handy dandy zombie apocalypse kit to rescue my t-shirts from this bag.

Mr. Dog Poop: You don't have to rescue it. Oh

Jeff: Because, one of these days I'm going to lose 30 pounds and I'll fit in these shirts again.

Mr. Dog Poop: Ah, yeah. That's what I keep telling myself.

Jeff:. And look, viewers, I can close the knife. I can learn despite popular opinion. And my teachers.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right, Jeff, we're going to put some, we're going to put some man oh. I just broke it.

Jeff: Oh, that, that looks like an expensive thing to break.

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