Jeff Macolino: This is pretty thick, and satisfying. Very crispy and I feel like it makes it into like a travel sandwich, it's all compacted nicely.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, it's all compacted. You can put it in a zip loc bag or whatever but I think the whole point is that you're-- so I’m just putting a little-- I put Zephyrhills water on it, we're gonna get an email from them tomorrow saying they don't want to be associated with us.

Jeff Macolino: Oh boy!

Mr. Dog Poop: That was a mistake.

Jeff Macolino: How do you think my alma mater feels?

Mr. Dog Poop: Didn't they recall your degree? Your honorary degree?

Jeff Macolino: Hey it was not honorary. They paid me to go there.

Mr. Dog Poop: There was definitely no honor in it.

Jeff Macolino: There was no honor.

Mr. Dog Poop: It looks like we got a caller. We got a caller call that wants to call in from California. Let me see if I can make this work. Let's see. You there jeff? Jeff are you on? Can you hear me?

Caller Glen: Hello…

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, is this Glenn from California?

Caller Glen: This is Glenn from California. I can hear you.

Mr. Dog Poop: But I can't-- I lost Jeff so hang on a second. What did I do? This is really bad. This is our first caller and I’ve lost Jeff and I lost the caller. And we just, you know we planned on this. Let me-- all right. Jeff, I still have sandwiches to make. None of it's working, what? Hello. Come on. Okay, how do you reset? I'm gonna have to unplug the phone.

Jeff Macolino: Hey, you’ve got nice hold music.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right, so I’m trying to conference this caller in. Let me try again, hold on. Okay so I go back to-- are you there jeff?

Jeff Macolino: Yes.

Mr. Dog Poop: So why didn't it work the first time? I did the same thing.

Caller Glen: You know I’ve been able to hear you this whole time.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well too bad you're not on the show. So what's your question, Mr. California?

Caller Glen: My question to you is…

Mr. Dog Poop: Hang on a second. What sandwich was I making?

Jeff Macolino: The egg one.

Mr. Dog Poop: Egg sandwich. Okay. Go ahead, California.

Caller Glen: Okay listen I need to know how that steak turned out I was watching you in my ev truck and I lost the screen.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well good thing you got ev so you don't have to go to jail in California. So I’m putting the egg on the sandwich.

Jeff Macolino: I would say it looked a little overcooked.

Mr. Dog Poop: Which one?

Jeff Macolino: The steak. Wasn't that what he asked?

Mr. Dog Poop: So, this is stupid because I put an egg on a sandwich and now, I’m gonna put a big piece of ham on it and… wait, I need cheese. Let me put a piece of cheese on it. Is this on camera, Chris? Are you getting this? Because this is going to be-- I’m not sure what this is. This is like jeff's stupid bagel sandwich. Okay, so California caller, what's your—

Caller Glen: Well, I think you're having multitasking issues here.

Mr. Dog Poop: Having what?

Caller Glen: You're having multitasking issues here. I needed to know…

Mr. Dog Poop: What part of the man show made you think we could do two things at the same time? I'm not sure…

Caller Glen: It’s because I mean you have a beer in your hand, I thought you'd be able to cook that steak and drink beer and pour another one all at the same time.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I just cooked a rib eye but I can't cook an egg sandwich.

Jeff Macolino: Sorry, I will repeat that. He was drinking a beer he couldn't listen to and drink at the same time.

Mr. Dog Poop: I can't.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: And plus, I mean people from California really, does their opinion really matter?

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