Caller Glen: Yeah, I mean you need to listen to our opinions out here.

Mr. Dog Poop: You and-- what is the guy, Jeff Newsom or whatever?

Jeff Macolino: Garvin.

Mr. Dog Poop: Sorry Jeff. Garvin.

Jeff Macolino: He filed the name of Jeff.

Mr. Dog Poop: He filed the name of Jeff.

Caller Glen: And then I heard Jeff or somebody was in there wanting to know what fat Chris looked like. Have you ever seen him in a bikini?

Mr. Dog Poop: I actually haven't. We do have him water skiing on the mr dog Poop unleashed website. He's pretty sexy and we were filming it out by the road and cars were stopping and honking, you know like show us your tits. So it was interesting but you know he's pretty sexy in a women's swimsuit.

Caller Glen: Yeah, we caught that. I've been a long-time watcher for two episodes.

Mr. Dog Poop: You've watched all of our episodes.

Caller Glen: I’m gonna continue watching but tomorrow if you can do a live one on multitask then that would be awesome.

Mr. Dog Poop: So tomorrow we're going to be doing a vacuum sealing machine. If Jeff has anything left to vacuum seal. We're gonna compare that to a commercial machine, we're gonna talk about the zombie apocalypse and preserving food and a lot of vacuum pack stuff and again we're gonna have a really expensive device probably like $19.95.

Caller Glen: Okay

Mr. Dog Poop: This one was our most expensive. It did a good job on the—

Caller Glen: I’m looking forward to it.

Mr. Dog Poop: This is not cooking.

Caller Glen: I know you've probably got other people wanting to call in. I’m just wondering if I hang up…

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean look you got picked from a long list of callers, thousands of viewers watching us right now and you know we can only take a few calls, every episode.

Caller Glen: Yeah, because we saw this one I just want to know as long as if I hang up it's not going to turn off the show, is it?

Mr. Dog Poop: Probably.

Jeff Macolino: I'm gonna dance to the whole music again once you hang up, probably.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah we'll probably get the whole music on our side because I don't know how to take it back to one of us.

Caller Glen: Well thank you and send me some dunkin donuts.

Mr. Dog Poop: Thank you California caller.

Jeff Macolino: Thank you, sir.

Caller Glen: Peace out.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't know how this works. Are you still there Jeff?

Jeff Macolino: I am still here.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, the first successful caller on the man show. I feel like I’ve broken another milestone. Mr dog Poop had a successful conference call. It took us a little bit of learning there you know but that's normal, right?

Jeff Macolino: Well now I know how cool your old music is, man.

Mr. Dog Poop: I've never been on hold for myself. Okay, so this is not looking good. I don't know what this is.

Jeff Macolino: I got to look at the overhead.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, I don't know what this is but we're gonna keep cooking it.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, it looks like the egg did not go well inside.

Mr. Dog Poop: The egg went well. I got a couple of sausages here. I got meatballs, I got pretzels. I'm gonna be cooking all night, man. I'm exhausted. This is like working in hell's kitchen or something. This is nuts.

Jeff Macolino: I've already had two very satisfying sandwiches.

Mr. Dog Poop: I haven't had one. Fat Chris has eaten two Reubens, a cheesesteak, and a patty melt and he's about to get a breakfast sandwich but—

Jeff Macolino: Be careful with that breakfast sandwich. I mean the egg is cooked well. I mean we know that.

Mr. Dog Poop: The eggs cooked on part of it. Okay, now I’m getting eggs out. So here's my breakfast sandwich. Not particularly a success.

Jeff Macolino: I don't know if the egg is gonna work well in this.

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