Mr. Dog Poop: I think if you put an egg on it but I mean that was probably-- so we had a rib-eye at twenty dollars a pound and then we had the egg sandwich which cost more than the ribeye, right? So then that was a failure. So I’ve got some Italian sausages, let's try, those. Looks good. I'm surprised at how well it cooks meat because that rib-eye, overcooked it. I mean I should have stopped it earlier but you know I wasn't thinking there was that much heat.

Jeff Macolino: No I honestly did not anticipate that it would do that as quickly as it did.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah.

Jeff Macolino: I mean that wasn't so long.

Mr. Dog Poop: The panini sandwiches took forever. The rib-eye took just a few minutes. So I’m gonna say this isn't a panini press, this is a ribeye steak cooker.

Jeff Macolino: You know what it reminds me of, is, not to say brand names but the boxer, the old boxer who's got a line of grills.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, the George Foreman grill, right? The George Foreman grill who's got seven kids named George Foreman and I love this guy because he fought, what was it? Leon Spinks? The Leon Spinks that he fought and… there was Mike Tyson, he fought Mike Tyson, I think. He fought everybody. I think it was Mike Tyson and he went out there and he got knocked out in the first round or second round or something and he's like I didn't even train for this, I got paid six million dollars and I’m laughing all the way to lafayette bank. I don't know where lafayette bank is but he's in Philadelphia. So he's like I made six million dollars and all I did was walk out there and take a punch and fall down on the thing. So he was like, after the whole thing, he's like I’m the one laughing all the way to the bank, and then—

Jeff Macolino: How much money would it take to get you in the ring with Mike Tyson?

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh no, I don't think I would survive.

Jeff Macolino: Well, I mean he would be, take one punch, go straight down

Mr. Dog Poop: If I thought he wouldn't kill me with that punch, I'd do it but if I thought I would wake up after that but I just, yeah that that guy's an animal. Yeah.

Jeff Macolino: I would do it for half a million.

Mr. Dog Poop: You're cheap.

Jeff Macolino: I know. Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think they have a wrestling match down at the strip club there down the street from you where you can go in their amateurs and wrestle with girls or something. That might work for you.

Jeff Macolino: I'm not kidding I’m dead serious when I tell you this there is a bar that is about a mile from my house and it has a sign outside, last weekend their big event was midget wrestling. They have it at least three times a year. Midget wrestling. Now I would do that for like five dollars.

Mr. Dog Poop: So the www used to have midget wrestling, I don't know if they still do. They don't? And that was like the biggest draw that was great.

Jeff Macolino: One year on st patrick's day I went downtown, st. Pete and I took a high dose of an edible I’d never done before I was a little out there and then in the middle of the street they have a wrestling ring set up and there are two midgets versus leprechauns wrestling jumping off the top rope. I'm like holyshit guys I’m hallucinating, I need to go home. They're like, no-no this is real. It really was happening. I started freaking out. Be careful with those.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't want to make fun of little people no but they are funny and they're putting themselves out there and they're doing that and it's not about all the little people, it's about just having fun, enjoying yourself. You know everybody was dealt the hand that they were given by baby Jesus and you know I happen to be a super attractive normal person but you have to use what you have and it's funny to watch. If they can laugh at it and they can enjoy it, we have respect for them. We should probably get some of them on the show and talk to them and…

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