Mr. Dog Poop: Oh yeah, no that's pretty creepy. Yeah, pretty creepy.

Jeff Macolino: Extremely. Yeah, all right.

Mr. Dog Poop: You know I lived in new jersey when donald trump was in new york and there are all kinds of pictures of Ivanka sitting on his lap and you know kissing daddy and all this. It's just, it's really weird. At 16 her mother was a model, Ivanka, and so when she was—

Jeff Macolino: There we go.

Mr. Dog Poop: This thing doesn't seem that hot.

Jeff Macolino: Oh did you hear that?

Mr. Dog Poop: No, we didn't hear anything.

Jeff Macolino: Oh it definitely makes a sizzling noise when I push this down. Now, are you supposed to push this all the way or just let it kind of rest?

Mr. Dog Poop: I think it's really up to you. So I’m gonna put two slices of bread on here. What? I'm gonna have to have fat Chris direct me because I have not made a Reuben in a long time.

Jeff Macolino: I like Reubens when other people make them.

Mr. Dog Poop: You'll see I have everything on paper plates today. After yesterday's show, we got some complaints from some of the companies. They didn't want to be associated with us. We were talking about the virgin mary and jesus having too many kids. They weren't happy with that and they said they didn't want the products, their name associated with ours. Is it done? Where's his audio? Hey Jeff, can't hear you us?

Jeff Macolino: I think this is done.

Mr. Dog Poop: What was that?

Jeff Macolino: It’s got the mark, crispy.

Mr. Dog Poop: Were you in a time warp or what was going on there?

Jeff Macolino: I think my microphone was muted. I think this is a good sandwich. I'm already ready to make the next one.

Mr. Dog Poop: Wait, how can you be ready to make the next one when I haven't even made these two for fat Chris? So when fat Chris goes to eat these, we're probably going to be stuck on one camera because if he won't be able to switch the views. Okay, so we need Swiss cheese.

Jeff Macolino: You don’t want those greasy fingers on the control board switches.

Mr. Dog Poop: I know this is going to be a good episode because this is Chris's lunch. I'm gonna put some Russian dressing on here. Oh, I should have put it on both sides, messed up but we'll survive.

Jeff Macolino: All right.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh my goodness. Now I’m starting to get hungry, jeff.

Jeff Macolino: Oh yeah and I’m going to make myself even more hungry. I'm going to double up on the cheese on this one. I got some thick like party tray cheese here so we're gonna make this ooey gooey and see what happens.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right so I’ve got my sandwiches built and I guess you just bring this up and put it on top of it. How is that gonna lock?

Jeff Macolino: Yeah you just put it on and—

Mr. Dog Poop: How the hell am I gonna do that? This is horrible.

Jeff Macolino: Put it on and close it.

Mr. Dog Poop: How am I gonna-- oh my god! There's no way to close it, dude.

Jeff Macolino: Oh you made it too thick. Is there an extra hinge here on the back that can make it wider mouth, like back here?

Mr. Dog Poop: I made sandwiches too thick. Oh! This thing's only for the shitty thin sandwiches that you're making.

Jeff Macolino: I win, again.

Mr. Dog Poop: Wait, there's got to be a trick. All right these are going to have to get crushed down to-- this is terrible. Oh, here it goes.

Jeff Macolino: I can hear it going.

Mr. Dog Poop: Doing it this way. I thought this thing went up. Oh, here we go. You just got to put some man tools in there. So there's no temperature control on it.

Jeff Macolino: No.

Mr. Dog Poop: There's no temperature control so we don't know what the temperature is. It doesn't seem to be very hot.

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