Jeff: I've got my water from the steamer yesterday. It's been sitting here for 24 hours.

Mr. Dog Poop: Mine was chicken soup. I had chicken in the bottom. And the water was like chicken soup. So, we got beer, urine. I'm going to put the beer over here. Urine and blood. And then here's the most delicious part.

Jeff: Semen.

Mr. Dog Poop: Nope.

Jeff: It's the semen.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, it's the dog poop. It's the poop shake.

Jeff: Sure, anyone eating chocolate and watching this is not nauseated at all.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's doesn't smell great. It doesn't smell great.

Jeff: I have to be really cautious with my whiskey because my Instacart delivery did not happen last night. And I'm running really low. And this isn't my go-to whiskey. This is my emergency whiskey.

Mr. Dog Poop: This was definitely not a night to end up with problems for the first 15, 20 minutes, right?

Jeff: Yeah. Yeah. I had to use a different kind of liquor because I didn't want to use up all my whiskey. Rum goes well with Diet Coke.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. Honestly, I’m kind of scared.

Jeff: I'm scared for you.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think I'm going to drink the water through it and see if it actually works.

Jeff: It does not make a noise like a kazoo, by the way.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. It works. And now it's peeing. Are you supposed to put the top back on or let it drain out? Okay. So that tasted, honestly, it tasted like plastic.

Jeff: Well, that's, yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, are these cleaned out or are they just like plastic?

Jeff: The irony, you'll die of the plastic in the light straw, but not from the puddle water.

Mr. Dog Poop: Not from the puddle water. It took the plastic out of the puddle water. But it gave you new plastic. It really tasted weird. Okay.

Jeff: I couldn't even get the water to come through.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I'm going to try the beer first and see if it tastes like beer. You couldn't get the water to come through?

Jeff: I got it. I just had to suck hard.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got to suck your lungs out, man.

Jeff: Yeah, it's not one of my skills I practiced off.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's a man sucking show. Two men sucking a Life Straw. I mean, seriously, Jeff, on most channels we would just get band.

Jeff: Yeah, there's a little hint.

Mr. Dog Poop: A little hint of plastic.

Jeff: Little hints of plastic.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right, I'm going to try the beer.

Jeff: Got the top of my mouth. Now my pants are wet again.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. I'm sorry to say it tastes like beer. It tastes like water down beer.

Jeff: It doesn't surprise me because there's no bacteria presumably in beer.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, you're saying, when I drink the poop, it's going to be safe.

Jeff: I am not saying that. And I am saying, please do not try this at home.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm blowing on it. Beer’s coming out. Look at this. Why is the beer stuck in it?

Jeff: Oh, goddammit. My shorts are trick.

Mr. Dog Poop: You spilled the whiskey on your shorts again?

Jeff: No, just water. Luckily, I was trying to blow this back and I undershot.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's just life story.

Jeff: My glory is wet.

Mr. Dog Poop: Just life story. Premature.

Jeff: Yeah, it happens. Especially when there's a lot of sucking.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's definitely hard to blow through. But hopefully I blew the beer out. All right. Well, the beer tastes like beer Kool-Aid. It tasted water down, but I could definitely taste beer. So, that scares me going after urine, blood and poop.

Jeff: Right. One thing I'll know, when I closed this, the water did remain in it. So you could almost get like a little, not a big, but a little canteen action from it. Like, you could suck in the water and save it for later.

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