Mr. Dog Poop: It is literally what they say is microbiology infested water. And it removes 97%.

Jeff: I'm just sitting here drinking like a hamster.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Oh yeah. The hamster things. Yeah. All right, Jeff. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Chris, get 9-1-1 on speed dial.

Jeff: Chris, you can upload this to scat porn on YouTube.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh. Oh, man. I don't even know if I can. I'm going to have to close my nose.

Jeff: Oh, Chris and I are starting business.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh.

Jeff: I will say, you got to work hard.

Mr. Dog Poop: There's nothing coming out. I mean, you could see me sucking it in. It is not going through the straw.

Jeff: Oh, you got to do what I did. Just tip it upside down and suck it in.

Mr. Dog Poop: I am not tipping a straw full of poop upside down over my head. I'm sorry. I am not spilling poop on my shorts.

Jeff: Bottoms up.

Mr. Dog Poop: Literally, it will not suck up the poop. I guess it's clogged.

Jeff: I wonder if the consistency, the thickness of it might be a problem.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, this made it through. Three sips. I can't. I'm sucking it down. I put my tongue on it. It's creating a vacuum. I'm sucking it and nothing's coming up. And it wasn't really thick. It wasn't like a milkshake. I mean, everybody saw me put it in the thing.

Jeff: I think all the viewers want you to tip that sip thing upside down and go to town.

Mr. Dog Poop: I am not.

Jeff: I'm going to warn you though, it comes fast if you do that.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. I'm going to tip it into it. I'm not going to drink it, but I'm going to tip it into another glass and see if anything comes out. I don't think anything's coming out. But I will continue to try to drink poop.

Jeff: You got to work for that poop.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, it's just creating a vacuum. So, okay.

Jeff: It's like I got frosty from Wendy's. Got to get a spoon. Cause the straw doesn't work.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I don't know.

Jeff: That's like some leftover beer.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, I mean, that looks like the urine, right? Cause we didn't get that much. Well, we can see we got that much out of the poop glass. It's got some suds on it, so I'm going to say that's probably leftover beer and urine. Yeah. I think this is spent.

Jeff: I mean, if you are in a survival situation and you don't really have a choice, I guess you make do with this. But man, you got to work hard to get liquid into this thing.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got to work hard. You're going to have poop all over you. To me, I'm going to say this is a failure. I'm not drinking the blood. The poop clogged it completely. I don't even think if I try it again, Ugh, I almost got poop.

Jeff: It doesn't easily come apart.

Mr. Dog Poop: And I don't want to blow it.

Jeff: That's what she said. No, that's what I, ah, never mind. Failed.

Mr. Dog Poop: Let me see if it dumps any of this out.

Jeff: By the way, if you think of it, especially both of us being in Florida, this could, although it doesn't appear, it will be, it could be a vital tool during like a hurricane if the water's shut down and you're supposed to fill up your bathtubs with water so you can flush and clean stuff. Well, you could drink it with this, but it has to work.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, it looks like there's clear water coming out, but yeah, it's not.

Jeff: You know what? Maybe it didn't get through to you because it was, you know, all blocked by all bacteria.

Mr. Dog Poop: All bacteria.

Jeff: Yeah. So, all bacteria.

Mr. Dog Poop: Maybe it worked a hundred percent like it was supposed to.

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