Jeff: That's one take, I suppose.

Mr. Dog Poop: But now I can't even get water through it. So, it said a thousand gallons. All right, so this is a live demonstration. And now we have a class action lawsuit against the Life Straw. This is supposed to filter a thousand gallons. 4,000 liters, 4,000 gallons, whichever comes first. Did you see me drink a thousand gallons for this straw? 1000 gallons?

Jeff: Even if you could, the only human beings I've ever met who have the sucking power to actually hydrate themselves through this straw are some ladies in Costa Rica, who, you know.

Mr. Dog Poop: I know your adult vacation tours. Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, Life Straw is a failure. It really is a nice accessory. If you want to look cool and match your uniform; you want to match your shirt. But as far as getting a thousand gallons through this thing, it's not going to happen. It didn't filter beer. Did you taste whiskey through it?

Jeff: I could taste the whiskey.

Mr. Dog Poop: You could taste the whiskey. So, the whiskey got through it.

Jeff: It was just a lot of work.

Mr. Dog Poop: It was a lot of work.

Jeff: My mouth hurts from sucking and blowing.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah.

Jeff: It's not the first time I've said that.

Mr. Dog Poop: Not the first time you've said that. All right, let me move this. This is a complete failure. Now I'm going to have to clean up this. I'm going to have to throw this blender away with the poop in it. I thought we were going to get a good thing there. And I was going to say, hey, it tastes like water. But none of that happens.

Jeff: Get all that bodily fluid off your desk.

Mr. Dog Poop: Speaking of bodily fluids, we got another device to try out.

Jeff: Oh yeah. This is a portable massager for women.

Mr. Dog Poop: It is a female body massager. It's said for women only. I don't know why.

Jeff: This picture right here and a quick glance. I thought she was doing something that would not be legal to put on the box.

Mr. Dog Poop: You can't put that on YouTube. So, we can't say that. We already got one video banned today. Oh. All right. Let's open it up, Jeff. Let's see what we got. We got the home medics, portable, full body vibration massage. Are we getting paid for this? No. We just thought it would be a lot of fun.

Jeff: Hey, got to give them some credit. Two batteries. That's a nice move.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, it's got instructions.

Jeff: I've used this knife almost every episode.

Mr. Dog Poop: Now this, I think this might be illegal in Florida. This is like brass knuckles. Maybe it could be a belt buckle. Put that on a girl's belt there and she's got it right there. Hook it on both sides. And that's a nice idea. That's a nice fashion idea. Make that a belt. And then they just kind of loosen up their belt a little bit. Turn on the switch and good to go up.

Jeff: Go to town. Have yourself a day.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yep.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's right there, right in place. They give you a full body massage. So, we got some different caps. Oh, did you figure out how to open your batteries?

Jeff: Oh yeah. Yeah. Super easy. Even Jeffrey can do it. What are these little things here?

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't think we're going to really talk about it. They're supposed to be a G-rated Man Show.

Jeff: Oh, okay. These are probably like screw ons, attachments. If you don't want the round one, you can go with a little flat one.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. I mean, it depends on which party or body you're going to be massaging. You know, you don't really know what the shape is. Yeah. I mean, you might want this.

Jeff: This is a flatter.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. You might want this, this little pointy thing here. Okay. So, you said you figured out how to put the batteries in?

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