Jeff: Oh yeah. It's right here on the front. Very easy to control.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay.

Jeff: It's got a low and a high.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. Mine doesn't do anything.

Jeff: I think you put your batteries in upside down.

Mr. Dog Poop: Is that even possible?

Jeff: Yeah. The spring goes to the blank side.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, I did put it in backwards. Probably just wiped out the batteries. So easy. A girl can do it. Okay. Yep. It's got what? Low?

Jeff: I got mine on high already.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, you got it on high. I have it pushing on the beer. Oh, you can see some, oh, a little bit of bubbles coming up.

Jeff: Well that so much to my neck.

Mr. Dog Poop: I got it over by the microphone. So, it's probably turning on a lot of girls right now. They're probably reaching for their side table drawer.

Jeff: Initial impressions. I have very tight muscles around this area here. Not strong enough to actually make a difference.

Mr. Dog Poop: Hey, we got a caller. We got Glen, the co-host of Bullshit and Beer. He is calling in right now. Let's see if we can get him connected. Come on, Glen. Pick up the phone.

Glen: Hello.

Mr. Dog Poop: Glen. What's going on?

Glen: Hey, checking out your show. I'm loving the delays.

Mr. Dog Poop: What? Well, I mean, that's just become a thing.

Glen: Right.

Mr. Dog Poop: What are we going to do? How do you like our body massager? You want me to.

Glen: I'm digging it, but I called in for two things when you destroyed my Hamilton Beach and oh.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, fuck that, Glen. Speaking of delays, I just hung up on Jeff, so hang on a second. Hang on. Let's see. What the hell? Oh, come on. Not again. Not again. The lights are flashing. I got people on. This is not okay. I can't. This technology is ridiculous. How the hell is this dust supposed to work? Hello? Hello? I mean, the lights are flashing. I got both people on it. I can't connect them. Hello? You're on the line. You're both on the line. Somebody says they're probably playing a trick on me. They're probably playing a trick. Now they both hung up. So, let's see. We're calling.

Glen: Can you hear me now?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Hang on a second while I connect to Jeff. Okay.

Jeff: Hey.

Mr. Dog Poop: Why does it always work on the second time?

Glen: I don't know. But listen, I wanted to save the best for last. I hate to tell you. I was watching you use that Life Straw and somebody in the mountains that uses those, you forgot to put the filter in. So, whatever you drank was pure.

Mr. Dog Poop: The what? The filter?

Glen: The filter. Yeah. Read the instructions next time.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, no filter.

Jeff: Yeah. There was nothing else in the bag.

Mr. Dog Poop: And it wouldn't suck the poop up.

Glen: You guys can read the English instructions.

Mr. Dog Poop: You have to take those out on the mountains and drink in the streams.

Jeff: Oh, hey. It does say prime the filter by opening the bottom cap and letting the straw sit in water for 20 seconds.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I drank water through mine.

Glen: You drank pure piss.

Mr. Dog Poop: I drank water through mine. Oh, I'll tell you something. I don't drink a lot of urine, but I'm pretty sure what I drank through that straw was urine. You can't say piss on YouTube. All right. Just chill.

Glen: Yeah, you can. Is that what I'm on? YouTube?

Mr. Dog Poop: You're on YouTube. Twitch and 15 China channels.

Glen: Oh, that sounds good. Well, then maybe I better hang up because you know, out here in California, they're after me. They're like to band me.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, you want me to send you a body massager?

Glen: No, I don't want anything used. Thank you. I want my Dunking Donuts though.

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