Jeff: Fat Chris might need to teach you how to use your phone.

Mr. Dog Poop: You missed my rant about my employees. They're all going to be fired tomorrow. They need to give me a button to push. And they told me to push this one and this one. But in my defense, we were late today because Fat Chris couldn't figure out how to turn on the streaming computer. We got a new computer and it was a different button. So here we are waiting. I don't know how to turn it on, he says.

Jeff: I struggle to turn on women. So, we all have our issues turning things on.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, that's a skill. So, body massager.

Jeff: I would say we should have an open invitation to any ladies who want to come on over to the Man Show.

Mr. Dog Poop: Come over to Jeff Macolino’s house and test it out and put in your 2 cents. As far as the Life Straw, I'm sorry, man, tasted like plastic; couldn't suck up poop. And it wasn't thick. It wasn't a milkshake; it was a watery consistency. Shouldn't have clogged the filter. Didn't do a thousand gallons. I mean, Iiterally got two sips and one of those sips was water. One of those sips was beer. And that was the end of the filter. In my opinion, it's false advertising because there's no way, unless you have perfectly clean water, that you're sucking up. And it says silt and sand, and if you're sucking up silt and sand, that thing's going to be plugged in minutes. You aren’t getting a thousand gallons through it.

Jeff: The picture on the container was a person drinking out of the puddle.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah.

Jeff: I mean, puddles are not going to have stuff like that.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. And certainly down here in Florida, look at any of the water, any of the rivers, they're all half mud. Right. I mean, you can't see anything in them. They're just muddy water. If you tried to drink that.

Jeff: This is going to go in a closet somewhere as a hurricane supply, as a, you know, like if all else fails, I could try to suck some bathtub water with this thing. If like me and my family are going to die without water.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think you might die with it.

Jeff: Very likely. Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, we do have a science lab here. We're going to have to do some testing on it and really find out. It's supposed to be this miracle thing, but if I can taste beer through it, probably isn't great.

Jeff: Yeah. Again, I don't think the flavor shouldn't necessarily be reduced. It's just the bacteria. Well, cause it's not bacteria, it's hops.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't feel like it can leave the flavor and the color, but filter out things that are smaller.

Jeff: Yeah, but it's not a contaminant. I guess, how would a filter differentiate?

Mr. Dog Poop: It's a 0.020 whatever micron filter capable of filtering a thousand gallons. I mean, that's obviously not legitimate information. It can't filter a thousand gallons. And if they say, oh, you had too much poop in it. Well, so you can't filter a thousand gallons if it has like, no contaminants. Right. Because the more you filter how many crypto seins and legio pa pamphylia and salmonella, typhoid streptococcus, can you get stuck in the filter before it gets filled up?

Jeff: That's a good question.

Mr. Dog Poop: I can tell you. Three sips. Three sips. From experience, live.

Jeff: I think we need a scientist like a biologist to come on and explain how this is supposed to work.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, we're going to do a shout out to Life Straw and say, hey, I mean, if we screwed something up, then call us out. Well, they call us anyway. Call us out. Let us know. We will do it your way. We'll do an honest evaluation. But at this point, I don't think the Life Straw is a liable tool.

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