Mr. Dog Poop: So been a long time since I saw you. About 24 hours,

Jeff: If you say so. 

Mr. Dog Poop: You did a podcast last night, but you can't remember it.

Jeff: Yeah, yeah. It's always exciting because I get to listen to it for a first time, even though I was a participant in the conversation. 

Mr. Dog Poop: Those are great. At least you didn't wake up with a woman in your bed.

Jeff: Well, I can't speak to that it was one of those nights where you wake up, you're like, why do I hurt so bad? And it's not a hangover. It was because Jeff I ordered--

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, I keep telling you, we gotta get a ring thing. We gotta get a streaming camera in your house so we know when you fall down the steps. Because like, if you don't show up on the show, we gotta have like, cameras to find out if you fell down drunk the night before or something and you just can't get up. you could be laying at the base of the stairs going I gotta get up for the man show, but I can't, my light here're, like trying to get to the phone, whatever. I mean I'm going to get you one of those life alert things,

Jeff: Life alerts.

Mr. Dog Poop: You know, I've fallen and I can't get up.

Jeff: Yeah, yeah. I'm alcoholic enough that one of those is probably a wise idea to have at this point. It's sad but true. I found out I ordered a lot of Wawa food delivered and I ate all of it, even though it was clearly like two days’ worth of food.

Mr. Dog Poop: That was last night. 

Jeff: Yeah, yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: You order from Wawa, you must have been drunk.

Jeff: Yeah, well, there are not many options at 2:00 AM on Uber Eats. It was McDonald's or Wawa. So I took the healthy option of Wawa and yeah, I ordered more than one day's worth of food and apparently I just decided I would eat it all in one sitting there's No left over. 

Mr. Dog Poop: You remembered it or it was on the podcast? Did you film it?

Jeff: No, no, no. I found it on my phone later. I was like I must have ordered food. You, you could always, these things are great cause you always have a bit of a trail.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. But did you find any food wrappers in your house or anything? I mean, did they even deliver it?

Jeff: Oh yeah. Yeah. There's a Wawa bag with a bunch of empty wrappers in it. I definitely ate it or somebody ate it and I assumed the way my stomach felt It was me. I was up a few hours later to get back at it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay I'm trying to keep track of all the stuff going on here in the studio. We got people running around. We got Florida, man running over there naked, going over there and doing all kinds of crazy things. We got any flo-- so we're doing news stories this week, right. We got any floor man episodes.

Jeff: I think Florida man is the best. But I do think Florida man is usually not always, but usually justified in his actions.

Mr. Dog Poop: You believe that?

Jeff: I'd like to believe that 

Mr. Dog Poop: You want to start out with some Florida man stories today?

Jeff: Let's go. I'll tell you why the Florida man was not in the wrong.

Mr. Dog Poop: I've got two Florida women stories. You can't be a racist here. You gotta give women opportunities too. Florida woman, let's see, Florida woman robs Arby's and then calls an Uber to make a getaway.

Jeff: I see no problem with that at all. Arby's is my number one top fast food restaurant.

Mr. Dog Poop: Wouldn't you think she would get an Uber, go rob the store and then come, Hey, wait for me. I'm coming right back out.

Jeff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a quick stop. I just gotta grab a couple roast beefs and I'll be right back out. It

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