Mr. Dog Poop: I didn't even know he was in a movie.
Jeff: Well, I can't say that word that begins with R but I'm pretty sure he won one of them for a role where he played one of them.
Mr. Dog Poop: So we got added in. Multi sexual nearly-wed
Jeff: Hold on. Multi sexual is a hyphenated word. It's two words.
Mr. Dog Poop: It's one word.
Jeff: Why does that need to be added to the dictionary?
Mr. Dog Poop: Noting or relating to a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to people of more than one gender used, especially as an inclusive term to describe similar related sexual orientation, such as bisexual, pansexual, and homosexual.
Jeff: I know when I make mac and cheese, I want to f**k my pants .
Mr. Dog Poop: I know a pansexual
Jeff: No, I know what pansexual means. That's what I'm shooting for. They care about your personality or your brain or something more than your look.
Mr. Dog Poop: That's weird. That's just weird. Okay. Nearly-wed, North Paw, Petfluencer Petfluencer is now a word.
Jeff: These are all just combining words that exist. These are not new words. They are words that exist.
Mr. Dog Poop: Pink washing, queer-baiting, rage-farming.
Jeff: You get, and, and, and, and, and trust me, I think you're probably on my side on this one, they are just combining words that exist. and saying they're new words.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Self-coup. A coup de tat performed by the current legitimate government, or a duly elected states to retain or extend control over government. Super-Dodger Tifo. T I F O I thought it was TiVo. A coordinated display including large banners, flags, and sometimes signs cards executed cooperative or performed in unison by the most prevalent supporters and ultra fans in the stadium. Tifo
Jeff: Tifo that might be the first new word.
Mr. Dog Poop:Woke. Woke, finally made it to the dictionary.
Jeff: Woke have to be in the dictionary.
Mr. Dog Poop: Relating to liberal progressive orthodoxy, especially promoting inclusive policies or ideologies that welcome or embrace ethical racial or sexual minorities. Woke.
Jeff: I feel like that's a very liberal definition of that work.
Mr. Dog Poop: So all the kids in school have 300 more words to learn in their English vocabulary.
Jeff: They're probably happy for the word Woke being in there. That's an easy one to spell
Mr. Dog Poop: That's an easy one to spell.
Jeff: And if you spell it wrong, they have to accept the way you spell it, because that's how you feel inside.
Mr. Dog Poop: All right. So let's let's do some sports. I got NFL NFL's. Oh boy. Teams, or, I mean, you do NFL teams, right? But we got some people getting kicked out. Yeah. The Chargers.
Jeff: Yeah. My, my my, my co-host had to sing. My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dionne this past week. That was special.
.Mr. Dog Poop: All right.
Jeff: He lost me in a bet.
Mr. Dog Poop: Chiefs Frank Clark, Vikings Dalvin Cook, Jets Corey Davis, Cowboys, Zeki Elliot out Jaguar, Shaquille Griffin Out. Giants wide receiver Kenny Golladay out, Falcons QB Marcus Mariota out. Bengal's running back. Joe Mixen out. Lions defensive End Rome.
Jeff: Are these cuts?
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, these guys are gone. They're
Jeff: Joe Mien got cut.
Mr. Dog Poop: They're cut. Lions of defensive end Romeo Okwara out. Colt's quarterback Matt Ryan gone.
Jeff: Ah, he's an old guy.
Mr. Dog Poop: Buccaneers .
Jeff: Jeremiah's in the comments, dude, it'll never die. Prop bets are stupid. the guy who had to sing Celine Dion's, you know? Yeah. Say prop bets are stupid because I beat him.
Mr. Dog Poop: Bucaneers Donovan Smith gone.
Jeff: Ooh, let's Tackle's
Mr. Dog Poop: Panthers linebacker Shaq Thompson out Steeler's quarterback, Mitchell Trubisky,
Jeff: Mitch Trubisky
Mr. Dog Poop: Commander's quarterback, Carson Wintz gone. They're cut. So those are the cuts. And then on the Tom Brady front he's still retired, still retired
Jeff: For now.
Mr. Dog Poop: But he has two cats now. He adopted two cats. So I guess he lost one pu**y and he had to replace it with two.
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