Jeff: Yes, Thank you. That was the joke I was going to make if you didn't make it. .

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. Tom Brady, speaking of Tom Brady. So he gets a 50 trillion contract to do sports broadcasting. This is, and I didn't make this off, this is right here, printed off the internet. Tom Brady is going to delay his Fox Sports gig to do standup comedy.

Jeff: What?

Mr. Dog Poop: Standup comedy. I thought that was like the biggest news going he's going to

Jeff: What news source is that from ?

Mr. Dog Poop: You know what it's Fox Sports.

Jeff: He has the personality of a, of a, of someone who's got some things in the spectrum. I'll say. 

Mr. Dog Poop: He's got a plan. He's got, he's got two pu**ies and a standup comedy career ahead of him. I mean, it's--

Jeff: He definitely has a writer. He's going to show up and be like, I'm Tom Brady and gona read jokes

Mr. Dog Poop: Everybody is going to  watch me. All right. That's it for sports news. Oh we go back to,

Jeff: This is like Jordan playing baseball. I can't disagree. Tom Brady's trying to bite off more than he can chew here.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right, let's talk about this this horrible thing that they call TikTok. So the government's trying to shut this down, this TikTok thing, and I know we got a trillion followers on TikTok, and it was big. People are making big money, but there's issues. It's run by the Chinese government,

Jeff: China.

Mr. Dog Poop: China, who also made the China weather balloon. They're also supporting Russia. They're also creating problems for the rest of the world.

Jeff: And the China flu.

Mr. Dog Poop: The China flu. Now the,

Jeff: Is that, what he called it?

Mr. Dog Poop: The Shangri Law Flu that's coming out. The bacteria we were talking about yesterday.

Jeff: Oh, yeah. Fauci is making that in China too. Huh?

Mr. Dog Poop: Fauci might be making that. So so we got all these influencers, and I've been looking, I, I look at TikTok and I see all these young girls and they're kids out there doing stuff, and, and they're not supposed to be on TikTok if they're not over 18, but all their people, all their money, 90% of their money comes from people that are underage.

Jeff: Law Hunter Biden types on,

Mr. Dog Poop: Hunter Biden, I don't think has too many people. I was trying to figure out where these articles were. I have put together. So Congress is trying to crack down on TikTok. They're trying to eliminate TikTok. They've got new TikTok ban poised in Congress. They are going to remove TikTok from, they're basically, it's only a matter of time before TikTok is gone, going to be gone. But social media is still, social media is a problem. So all these people, all these girls are out there, they're like feeling their boobs. They're doing their dance moves, they're doing whatever, and they, like, oh, well, guys are watching us. They're making millions of dollars on these things. And then somebody comes and tries to kill them or chop them up or whatever. And then they get off because it's like, well, why is somebody trying to kill me? Because all these people think that they feel like they relate to them and they're part of their lives. And this is what they're doing.

Jeff: So they just want to eat some TikToks too.

Mr. Dog Poop: So I want to bring some reality to the situation. I want to show this video of a Instagram influencer who has a hundred thousand followers. that's pretty good on Instagram. She's from Hong Kong. And let's, let's show what happened to her show that Abby

Reporter: Abby Choi, a 28 year old former model and daughter-in-law of the founder of the Tom Ja Yuna Mishan fast food chain was first reported missing on Tuesday before her dismembered remains were later found inside a rental unit. in the Lung Mei Village crime scene in Tai Po, officers found the victim's lakes stored inside a fridge, as well as pots of soup contain a human tissue on the premises. A seven seater vehicle suspected to have been used for disposing of the body was also seized by the police.

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