Uber Eats, Drunk Jeff and Florida Man Stories Page-12

Uber Eats, Drunk Jeff and Florida Man Stories

Season:1
Episode:21
Page Number:12

Also other body parts are missing. So we believe, for example, for example the torso area, the hand, we are still looking for the head.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. So I want to know where the girl's head is.

Jeff: It's definitely in a freezer.

Mr. Dog Poop: You think it's in a freezer or in a soup pot, or you think they ate it? I mean, it's pretty weird, right?

Jeff: Maybe I'm just judging this off movies. I feel like they're usually preserved in the freezer.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think we, I think we've seen some 

Jeff: She Had a weird head too, didn't she? Or was that just a weird filter?

Mr. Dog Poop: She's in Hong Hong Kong, so there's no, there's no telling what they might look like in Hong Kong. I don't know what those people look like. They're not, they're not part of China. So they're not China people. They're a little bit different, but the same one

Jeff: Very well played. I mean, I'm just looking forward to the TikTok video that shows the whole thing. That shows the whole, that's going to get huge numbers.

Mr. Dog Poop: I would think that, knowing that it's in China, it's a China company that they probably filmed the murder and the cutting up of the body

Jeff: Dismemberment. Yeah. So it's going to be a huge, huge,

Mr. Dog Poop: Everybody's going out and they're putting themselves on TikTok. They're putting themselves on Instagram. They're putting everything out there trying to make themselves famous. Now, a handful of people do get famous and a handful of people do get money, but the majority of people just get cut up and hacked up and put in a freezer and, and this is what people need to be.

Jeff: That's My goal.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. So I have this, this is a security article talking about, oh wait, I got too many things here. Talking about the things that you should do. Don't put your children on, acknowledge the risks, monitor threats, interpret data, take appropriate action, combining tech training. And it goes on and on. Children went viral and they wish they could wipe them from the internet. It goes on and on if you're not prepared.

Jeff: She needed an air tag.

Mr. Dog Poop: She needed an air tag. Well, she probably had an air tag and that's how they found her.

Jeff: Well, they know where her head was, right?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. I mean, I guess get air tag earrings in case somebody chops you up and you can't put your head back with your body.

Jeff: Nah, Good job. Glen's still alive, folks. He's

Mr. Dog Poop: Still alive, but he, he can't, he's not eligible to get on. He probably got kicked off of. Huh. All right, burn out of time. Let's talk about some more Florida man stuff. We started out with that. That's

Jeff: Still waiting until one of these is me and it's like, oops. Yeah, sorry,

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I got some that could be you.

Jeff: Oh, definitely.

Mr. Dog Poop: Florida. Man calls 9 1 1 after girlfriend refuses to buy him vodka.

Jeff: Well, 

Mr. Dog Poop: It wouldn't be vodka, but

Jeff: Yeah, I would, go for whiskey and, and nine one one's an aggressive call, but I would call somebody To help me. 

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, apparently these Florida people are calling 911 for everything.

Jeff: I mean, it's an easy number to remember.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, it's an easy number to remember. And these are the kind of crises that we have in Florida. This guy, Florida man upset over low quality meth and calls the cops to have them test it.

Jeff: I mean, look, he may, he may have potentially help the government bust the cartel that was sneaking. Like what's that drug? The fake drug China's sending in blind, my blanking on This. 

Mr. Dog Poop: Fentanyl.

Jeff: Fentanyl. Maybe he'll bust Chinese ring bringing Fentanyl into Mexico and ingested into Americans drugs. I mean, he's probably going to jail though.

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