Glen: So here you go.

Jeff:  This is un unbelievable that like Yeah.

Jeff: Our air conditioners In Florida are going full force. California is a, a piece. I didn't think  it snowed that much in California.

Glen: let's go for a walk and check out some cars. Hopefully I don't lose signal. Cause Mr. Dog poop doesn't give us good bandwidth when we're on location. 

Jeff: Mr. Dog poop. Stingy with the bandwidth. By the dime every time.

Mr. Dog Poop: Can we get Glen full? You frozen. Glen, you're frozen.

Glen: Oh, I got too far away.

Mr. Dog Poop: Looks like,

Glen: How's that?

Mr. Dog Poop: That's good. So I can see you're what, seven feet tall and those snow banks over there are what, couple feet over your head?

Glen: Well, I'm about six feet almost. So here's the best one that I can get  without losing. 

Mr. Dog Poop: The snow bed behind you? And that's just from the last, this weekend, right? That's just

Glen: That's just for the last two days. 72 hours right now we're going on and as you can see, I'm getting bombarded by the s**t coming down from the trees. 

Jeff: How do the roofs stand up to that weight? 

Glen: Well, let's see if we can get you some roof. That's the icicle behind me that Mr. Dog poop wants because he needs ice. But yeah, I'd say about six feet on the roofs easily.

Mr. Dog Poop: Six feet on the roof of the buildings.

Glen: Yes.

Mr. Dog Poop: Can you get in your car and take it out on the highway and show us what the highways are like?

Jeff: Don't do that while you're holding the zoom phone.

Glen: And get tagged for dangerous acts.

Mr. Dog Poop: When was the last time you saw a China balloon going over? Well, you can't because of the snow. Right,

Glen: Right. Yeah. No, the last one they shot down. So that was the last one. And everywhere that China balloon went, it just bombarded California with snow and rain and all that good s**t. And it's powdery stuff. So the skiing is wonderful. I can tell you.

Jeff: Have you tried snorting it?

Glen: Yeah. I mean, it just blows right up our nose every time we come out. So it's, it's all good. 

Mr. Dog Poop: You Don't have any choice.

Jeff: Glen hasn't slept in seven days.

Glen: it is high quality. H2O, those big things back. There are actually cars that I won't see until June. 

Mr. Dog Poop: So there are cars buried under there?

Jeff: My two cars are buried under there. Yeah. It's going to take us Jesus probably a week or two just to dig em out.

Mr. Dog Poop: So that, how, who made that path there? Your maintenance person made a path there with a snowblower or what?

Glen: Yeah, he made that path this morning. So he's going to have to come and do it again. Shovels are hot commodities up here right now.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, just like. You have the wildfires in the summer, if you had those going right now, it'd melt all that snowing. You'd be fine. 

Jeff: Where's the fire when you need it?

Glen: That's as close as you Floridian are going to get the snow right there.

Mr. Dog Poop: So I I can tell you that all the all the people in Southern California are cheering up and down that they're going to have water this summer.

Jeff: Yeah, that's, I was going to say, truck trucks are for me coming, fixing the water problem in California one blizzard at a time.

Glen: The fun thing is Newsom came out and said unfortunately we're still going to be in a drought even though there's Jesus, our ski resorts are well over 400 inches, so It's terrible. Well, it's terrible.

Jeff: Glen. Somehow I'm sure Mr. Dog poop's going to tell us. This is Ron DeSantis' fault

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm glad you bring that up cause I want to talk about Ron DeSantis today? Glen.

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