Uber Eats, Drunk Jeff and Florida Man Stories Page-7

Uber Eats, Drunk Jeff and Florida Man Stories

Season:1
Episode:21
Page Number:7

Mr. Dog Poop: It's actually true. He, he was. the good news is we got a guy running for office, and he's got a plan. He's got a plan to deal with China. Can we show the China clip? The China video Show this video, and--

Donald Trump: I will implement a bold series of reform to completely eliminate dependence on China. Oh Lord, in all critical areas, we will revoke China's most favored nation trade status and adopt a four year plan to phase out all Chinese imports of essential goods. Everything from electronics to steel to pharmaceuticals. This will include strong protections to ensure China cannot circumvent restrictions by passing goods through conduit countries, countries that don't make a product, but all of a sudden they're selling a lot of of product. It comes right through China, right out of China and right into our country. We will also adopt new rules to stop us companies from pouring investments into China and to stop China from buying up America, allowing all of those investments that clearly serve American interests. We're not going to allow bad things to happen to our country anymore. And we will eliminate federal contracts for any company that outsources to China.

Mr. Dog Poop: So that's the kind of stuff that I want to hear. We're going to get rid of all the China toasters, all the China fresh. We're not going to be able to do Chinese Friday anymore.

Jeff: How are we going to cook ?

Mr. Dog Poop: We're going to be able to do deep fried Friday. We're going to ban all products from China. We're going to ban TikTok. We're going to kill the CEOs of all the companies that do business with China. America first No more China. That's a man with a plan.

Jeff: I'll read all of Jay Frog's comments here, because I agree with all of them. I concur All politics aside, dude is lost. He's talking about Biden. I'm in Delaware. I've had enough Biden for a lifetime. I think he's probably been in office your entire life.  Yeah. Your entire lifetime. All he's ever done. And and lastly he said, not sure that's a good plan. Yeah, no, I I'm no Trump is, I thought you were going to show me a Biden video. You showed me another are you allowed to say the R word? R e t a r d? Because that's what you Donald Trump is. And what?

Mr. Dog Poop:  No, you're not allowed to say it better. You're allowed to spell it. You're not allowed to say it.

Jeff: I say it on my podcast and I've never been banned.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well you're not the man show. The man show is under critical attack from Joe Rogan. 

Jeff: Joe Rogan says the N word . We're, way cooler.

Mr. Dog Poop:  We Can't afford to make mistakes.

Jeff: Oh, my Look, I think China is horrible. I think, there's reasons to be very afraid of, of them, but not, in the way donald trump is

Mr. Dog Poop: But in reality, we have this amazing military and this amazing, the Pentagon. And we have this national security system that we can actually fend them off if we had to. for now, can we play the, the next video, the next plan for this the guy. Can we show the next---

Donald Trump: World War III has never been closer than it is right now. We need the clean house of all of the war mongers and America last globalist in the deep state, the Pentagon, the State Department, and the National National Security Industrial Complex.

Mr. Dog Poop: So Trump's plan is to get rid of the Pentagon, the deep state, the national security. He's going to run the military himself because he knows more than the generals. His plan is just--

Jeff: It's word diarrhea.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's not a deep fake. That's Trump. I

Jeff: I Know. it's word diarrhea the dude has an IQ smaller than my shoe size. Like he is a dumb man who is maybe good at one thing. And that's marketing. That's it. Cause Donald Trump is famous. He's a brand. It might not be a great brand, but it's a brand, not,

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