Mr. Dog Poop: Here we go.

Jeff: There was never a war between a good person and a bad person. There's always two bad people we got, including all the American Wars.

Mr. Dog Poop: We got news on Ukraine. Brad Paisley's new album features special guest Vladimir Zelensky. So I'm glad that the, the war isn't impacting him. That he's able to appear on an album with Brad Paisley and keep promoting. He used to be a comedian. Oh, we gotta get that video. We gotta get the video of Zelensky.

Jeff: I can't imagine this is going to go over well. Well, maybe, I don't know. Brad Paisley yeah, he's so busy that he gets a lot of time to play Grab ass and, he has to wear, like, he's in the military. He has to look the part, I

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm looking at this picture. I don't know how old it is, but he is pretty hot.

Jeff: Brad Paisley I went to one of his concerts with my ex wife.

Mr. Dog Poop: He's actually. He's pretty good good looking.

Jeff: It was a Blade Shelton, Brad Paisley concert. There was a lot of white people there, believe it or not. 

Mr. Dog Poop: I would believe that. I got another story. while we're talking about Ukraine. So you were asking why Sean Penn didn't go to Ohio and clean up the mess in Ohio? Yeah, he was in Ukraine. He's in Ukraine, and he's now fighting for fighter jets.

Jeff: Yeah. It's so dangerous there that Sean Penn is there.  Yeah. This is what I don't know if you can, I don't know if you can find the movie, wag the dog trucks are for me. Oh, she, that can't be real. I'm, I'm really curious whether that is real. The Paisley thing with Zelensky, but I gotta agree with Trucks Are For Me. But-- that's unfair. But you know what? It's actually so bizarre. It's one of those things like, well, it has to be true. Cause who would make this up?  but no, there's a movie called Wag the Dog. It's star Dustin Hoffman. Robert De Niro,

Mr. Dog Poop: Famous movie back in the sixties.

Jeff: Nah, in I think it was in the nineties. Great movie. You gotta watch it. That's what this war in Ukraine is 100% Wag The Dog. 

Mr. Dog Poop: No this war is about promoting has been celebrities and getting them involved.

Jeff: That's what I'm saying,

Mr. Dog Poop: So I saw a story about Sean Penn that he was looking for the next crisis to go to. He came back, he's fighting for fighter jets, and now he's looking for another crisis. I assume that he's going to pack up his stuff and go to Ohio, right?

Jeff: No he's a tortured soul that man here's my thing. Like, look, my goal would be to be a millionaire where I could act in a movie every couple years, never have to worry about

Mr. Dog Poop: Has be been In movies?

Jeff: I don't know if he's done movies in a while.

Mr. Dog Poop: Didn't he get like a, didn't he get a when he divorced Madonna, didn't he get a alimony payment for the rest of his life? 

Jeff: He doesn't have to worry about money. But my thing is, I would be that guy and I'd be like, let's throw some money at these things. I'm not going to war lands or famines or any, no, no, no, no. I'm going to kick my feet back. I'm going to drink and I'm going to enjoy my life. He's such a tortured soul

Mr. Dog Poop: That that's a good guy. He's out there fighting for mankind.

Jeff: I think he's deranged.  

Mr. Dog Poop: Dictionary.Com. adds 300 new words to the dictionary. So I guess, we're getting older and we don't understand that these young kids are making up new words. I'm really old. Here's some of the, oh, they've changed the names Bedwetting.

Jeff: Hold on. Two Oscars for Sean Penn. I knew he had at least one, but two Oscars.

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