Mr. Dog Poop: Mr. Dog Poop here with Jeff Macolino. Should I call you drunk, Jeff? Are you drunk today, Jeff? Did you check your phone to see if you ordered Uber Eats last night?

Jeff: Sadly, I had to. Sadly, I had to check, and I actually cooked for myself and literally ate the leftovers today. And I still had to check my phone to see if I ordered.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, I mean, I imagine, you know, having to go back through history, you have to check your browser history or you're too drunk to be on the internet?

Jeff: I choose not to check my browser history.

Mr. Dog Poop: What if you're looking up crazy stuff, right?

Jeff: I probably am. That's why I use Duck Duck Go.

Mr. Dog Poop: All these people get caught for murder and stuff. They're searching for, like, how do I dismember 150-pound woman with a hacksaw.

Jeff: Oh man, one of my favorite jokes that no one saw or cared about on Twitter was that there was a lady at trial for committing murder, and they read her Google history, you know, at 3:01, she searched how to dismember a body. 3:02, how to cut her leg off. And they read this history, and it's just hours of her looking how to store, move dismantle a body, dismember a body. And my joke was, that's why you used Duck Duck Go, the privacy.

Mr. Dog Poop: Wasn't that the Peterson guy in California? Wasn't he looking up like how to weigh down a body with fishhooks or something?

Jeff: That does ring a bell. Yeah. Yeah. That guy who, I don't remember if he was, I don't even remember who ends up being guilty or not in the stories.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, we got breaking news here. We got breaking news from California. Let me see if I can bring in our remote correspondent, Glen.

Glen: Hey, Mr. Dog Poop.

Mr. Dog Poop: Is everybody on?

Jeff: I'm here.

Glen: Everybody's on live from Lake Tahoe.

Mr. Dog Poop: We got Glen in Lake Tahoe. So, it stopped snowing for a couple minutes briefly.

Glen: It did. It did. We're clear until Saturday.

Mr. Dog Poop: Saturday. So, what's the snow total about, eight feet?

Glen: Well, if you add that about nine feet.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got a beer in there today, so that's good. You got a beer in the snow?

Glen: Yeah, I got a beer in the snow. I'm going to test and see how far I can walk. Nobody better touch my beer.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got beers over there. He's constantly texting me beer footprints. Looks like that's it, Glen, you exceeded your bandwidth.

Glen: Exceeded the bandwidth. I don't know why.

Mr. Dog Poop: You're still moving. You're still moving.

Glen: I don't know why they don't let me go much further than this, but this is what's up in Tahoe. As you can see, that's pretty high.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's pretty high.

Glen: That's pretty high. It's got a bluebird day starting, and you see those dark blue skies.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, it's probably the first time you've seen clouds in California in a couple of weeks, right?

Jeff: Is that a weather balloon up there?

Mr. Dog Poop: That's a weather balloon. A China weather balloon.

Glen: It very well might be a China balloon floating over. You know, I mean, a lot of trees broke, snapped. It was a wild night.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, they're having water parties down in Los Angeles because they're going to have all this water.

Glen: Well, they're going to have a shit ton coming up, because I'll tell you this, spring, they’re going to be flooding.

Mr. Dog Poop: Screw them. All the people in Tahoe go out and pee in the snow. And then when it gets to California, they're going to be drinking that shit.

Glen: Well, I know my dog pissed quite a bit in the snow. So, there's some yellow over there.

Mr. Dog Poop: Los Angeles, you hear that? Glen's dog pee it's on its way. It should be there in spring.

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