Jeff: That's like when my ex-wife put a screen time limit on my daughter's iPhone and told her what the code was in case of emergency.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh.
Jeff: There were either a lot of emergencies we never knew about, or that wasn't an effective limit on a screen time.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, no, they're talking about banning TikTok. They want to get rid of China. You saw Trump's plan to get rid of China all together, but he's going to keep TikTok. He's going to get rid of the military and all that other stuff, but he's going to keep TikTok. So TikTok's going to be out.
Jeff: I won't miss it.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Speaking of Trump, another country's building a wall. Finland is building a wall between them and Russia. Imagine that.
Jeff: Are they hiring Trump's construction company to handle it?
Mr. Dog Poop: I don't think so. A whole part of Trump's wall fell down. I don't know if you saw that in the news.
Jeff: Oh, yeah.
Mr. Dog Poop: A whole bunch of miles of the wall just fell over that he paid for. No, they want something. Yeah. So, China has the Great Wall, right?
Jeff: Yeah, I mean, I don't actually know the historical ordinance origins of that. I know I learned it, but I've long since washed it out the brain.
Mr. Dog Poop: I think it was to keep the Russians out.
Jeff: Was it? I believe it. Yeah. I don't see how effective walls are going to be in today's modern age.
Mr. Dog Poop: Well, have you seen the great wall of China?
Jeff: It's a tourist attraction.
Mr. Dog Poop: No, it turns the country into a fork. You can drive vehicles on the top of the wall. It's huge. It's like 30 feet. It's like 30 feet, feet wide and 30 feet tall. And it's got sides on it. It's basically like, you know, the walls of a fork turning.
Jeff: Other than the place where they shoot the Truman Show, the Great Wall of China's the only other thing you can see from space.
Mr. Dog Poop: I'm not saying about the size, the length of it. I'm talking about just the girth, you know?
Jeff: Oh, yeah. Well, I assume you need both to see it from space, you know? Right.
Mr. Dog Poop: So, I haven't been in space, so I'll take your word for it. But Finland is building a wall. They're taking a play out of Trump's playbook, and they are building a wall to keep the Russians out of their country.
Jeff: Hey, you're welcome. I had a joke that would've probably gotten us banded if I kept it to myself.
Mr. Dog Poop: That's wonderful that we didn't get banned today.
Jeff: Well, you know, getting canceled, actually helps your sales. And that's what we've learned today's day and age.
Mr. Dog Poop: All right. You're saying canceled. I got a story here and I gotta find it.
Jeff: TrucksR4Me comments wisely. He paid for it. We paid for it, you mean. Correct Truck. And Jay Frog says, South Park taught me that the Great Wall of China was built to keep out the damn Mongolians.
Mr. Dog Poop: And what's a Mongolian? Isn't that a Russian?
Jeff: No, I think it was part of China. I don't know if South Park's always accurate though.
Mr. Dog Poop: South Park basically tell the future. They know everything.
Jeff: Yeah. Yeah. I don't disagree. By the way, those two guys agree with me politically.
Mr. Dog Poop: I get all my news from South Park.
Jeff: That would actually make the world better.
Mr. Dog Poop: That explains why we have these crazy stories. All right. So today, this is today in Florida. You know, your favorite state. This guy, I don't know who he is, he's a state senator. He proposed a bill to cancel. You're talking about canceling Democrats.
Jeff: What does that even mean?
Mr. Dog Poop: Ultimate Cancel Act would cancel the filings of any party that previously advocated for slavery, which the Democratic Party did more than 150 years ago. So, because the Democrats advocated for slavery, everyone that's registered as a Democrat, the Democratic party's gone. So, it's a one-party state. And this is supported by Ron DeSantis.
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