Wednesday Addams Jeana Ortega & Christina Ricci Page-5

Wednesday Addams Jeana Ortega & Christina Ricci

Season:1
Episode:22
Page Number:5

Jeff: I'm pretty sure that's a showboating move. I wouldn't be too worried about that. I don't know what it means. I can tell you very, very, very boring information because I worked inside the Libertarian party for a while. I can give you a lot of boring information that would tell you why it really wouldn't do much, even if it went through. But it can't. There's no way that can go through. There would be so many lawsuits that would come out of that.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. And I didn't think that a governor could take over Disney.

Jeff: No, he can't. He can't. So, it's one of those like, oh yeah, you want to be woke. I'm going to show you the party who supported slavery raised your hand. And, of course, that wasn't me, that was the Democrats 150 years ago like you said. Obviously, it's stupid. But yeah, it's just one of those for show things to try to say we're racist, look at your party. That's what it is.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's not for show. It's not for show.

Jeff: It’s for show. I promise you.

Mr. Dog Poop: That this is a communist state of Florida, run by Ron DeSantis and the Republicans. They want to get rid of Democrats.

Jeff: So, he's modeling Florida after Zelensky fascist regime in Ukraine that banned all political parties.

Mr. Dog Poop: We gotta move on, Jeff. We gotta talk about actors and actresses.

Jeff: We've got an update from Glen. My beard did start to freeze on the bottom. Vote now to move on location to a warm spot.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're not. Hey Jeff.

Jeff: Can we get the boat where he goes?

Mr. Dog Poop: Tomorrow, we're going to do a Deep Fry Friday. We're going to do a deep fryer, but we still don't have it. So we're to be here Friday at noon bitching about Jeff Bezos or frying food, one or the other. You'll be frying food because you got your fryer.

Jeff: I don't see why we can't do both.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, we could do both. But Glen, so I guess, you know, if we don't get the fryer, we'll get a refund from Amazon, and we'll be able to send Glen down to Southern California, where it's a little bit warmer.

Jeff: Yeah, yeah. Or a space heater.

Mr. Dog Poop: Just a little portable hair dryer.

Jeff: There you go. That should melt that snow in no time.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, it is Wednesday, and we want to talk about Wednesday. We want to talk about Wednesday Adams. But before we do, you mentioned Zelensky. Zelensky is an actor and a comedian. He is the president of Ukraine, but before he was the president, he was doing a TV show about a person who was the president of Ukraine. So then he was elected because people liked him on the show. There's a weird situation.

Jeff: There's a guy in America who's doing that same kind of thing.

Mr. Dog Poop: Who?

Jeff: The Rock. His show Young Rock was all set on him running for president, though he lost the election in the last episode, so he's reconsidering running in 2036. Uh-oh.

Mr. Dog Poop: 2036.

Jeff: I think he actually said he wanted to start his own country in the last episode. Now that I think about it.

Mr. Dog Poop: That sounds pretty crazy show.

Jeff: If you want a biography of the Rock, it's fine, I suppose.

Mr. Dog Poop: I like The Rock, but I don't want him to be the president.

Jeff: No, no. I mean better than Trump or Biden, I'm sure he would be.

Mr. Dog Poop: You don’t know, these people. We had a guy running for president who was he was on Law and Order. He was an actor. He was a senator. I can't remember the guy's name. He was the front runner. Everybody loved him because he was on TV. He was an actor. And then he started talking about what he was going to do. And it was like, and I was like, the guy's nuts. We don't know the Rock. We see him. He's a character. He is doing all this stuff, but what are his real values? He might want to get rid of Democrats.

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