Jeff: I think from seeing his movies, he likes to be in the forest.

Mr. Dog Poop: He might be getting rid of Democrats because they endorse slavery. So, we're going to talk about Wednesday Adams. We're going to talk about Christina Ricci. We're going to talk about Jenna Ortega who did the new Adams show. We're going to talk about all the girls that played Wednesday Adams, but who's more competent than Zelensky, who is probably the most famous actor in the world, right? So, can we play a clip of the President of Ukraine on his standup comedy? Probably similar to what Tom Brady's going to do. Can we play that?

[Ukrainian 28:44 – 29:40]

Mr. Dog Poop: And there's the president of Ukraine. Now, pretty impressive. Do you think Biden or Trump could do that? Maybe a box of Viagra?

Jeff: No, you know Biden's pants probably fall off quite often. But that's because he probably doesn't know how to put on a belt anymore. Donald Trump, if he moved like that, he would have a heart attack.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. That's kind of what I was thinking, that if Donald Trump actually moved like that, he's never moved like that. First of all, he'd probably poop out a Kentucky Fried Chicken wing and then he'd have a heart attack.

Jeff: Yeah. Whoa. I'm missing so many comments in here. You guys keep them coming. Fred Thompson. I almost said Fred Thompson. That guy was just a comedian. He didn't run for president.

Mr. Dog Poop: He wasn't a comedian. He was on Law and Order.

Jeff: Yeah. Fred Thompson.

Mr. Dog Poop: And he had this incredible voice, deep voice. And he just had this character that was amazing. You just wanted him to be your president. But then he actually started talking about his views and people were like, yeah. I mean, Ronald Reagan was an actor. How many actors have we had for presidents?

Jeff: Well, Donald Trump made his famous cameo in Home Alone II.

Mr. Dog Poop: He did some acting. He did a couple things. Yep. He did do The Apprentice, right?

Jeff: Sure. Yeah. So hopefully, just those two and no more.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, Reagan and Trump, all in the Republican. Have we ever had a Democratic actor?

Jeff: No. I know Bill Clinton played the saxophone on Letterman or Leno back in the day, but I don't think he'd did any acting.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, no, no, no. But I'm definitely going to go for Wednesday Adams for President.

Jeff: Jay Frog points out according to reports, that would be the least offensive thing Trump has ever done with his pants down.

Mr. Dog Poop: Alright, Jay Frog, I love it. So, there's been seven actresses that have played Wednesday Adams, going back to Lisa Loring was the original Wednesday Adams back in 1960s, 64 to 66, 64 episodes.

Jeff: Oof.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. I remember watching them in the seventies as a kid. They were always on the afternoon TV. Black and white. Black and white episodes. Cindy Henderson, ever heard of her? She did a cartoon version.

Jeff: Oh, I'm old for two so far with these names.

Mr. Dog Poop: Then Christina Ricci, 1991 Adams Family. And then again in a couple years later with Adam's Family Values. Then we have Debi Derryberry. That's actually a name. Yep. Debi Derryberry.

Jeff: It's not Barry Moore.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, it's not Drew Barrymore. It's Debi Derryberry. Nicole Fugere

Jeff: I can't help you.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. So, this was 1998 to 1999.

Jeff: Hollywood thinks of so many original ideas.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. I mean, just keeps coming back, right? Chloe Grace Mortez actually played a voice in a cartoon. It is Tim Burton, Dark Shadows. So, Tim Burton, Chloe Grace Mortez, we all know who she is. And then now we get to Jenna Ortega. So, we have a video about the evolution of Wednesday.

[Video 34:18 – 35:53]

Mr. Dog Poop: So those are some of the Wednesday Adams. I mean, like you said, they don't have a lot of original ideas. They just keep going back to the same thing over and over again. But this Wednesday Adams is a career launcher. And in this case we've got Jenna Ortega playing the most recent version of Wednesday Adams. And she got boosted by a TikTok video, which went insane. Nobody knew who Jenna Ortega was. Nobody knew who Christina Ricci was back in 1990 when she played Wednesday Adams. You know, Christina Ricci?

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