Mr. Dog Poop: She is the hottest thing on the planet right now. She is the biggest thing going.

Jeff: I mean, hottest, like appearance wise. I'm like, eh, maybe I'm getting old. Looks like a kid.

Mr. Dog Poop: She five feet tall. You're seven feet tall, so probably not going to work for you.

Jeff: Well, now I'm actually more interested.

Mr. Dog Poop: She's half your age. She's half your age.

Jeff: She's more than half my age.

Mr. Dog Poop: She's 20.

Jeff: Yeah, I'm 36.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, technically you're 36, but physically you're more like 50 or 60.

Jeff: But maturity-wise, I'm like 11.

Mr. Dog Poop: That is true. That is true.

Jeff: 36 is the right age.

Mr. Dog Poop: 36 is the right age. So, Jenna Ortega has a long career in acting, and I want to show a little clip to show the evolution of Jenna Ortega as an actress, and why she's so much better at the role than Christina Ricci.

[Video 45:50 – 47:20]

Mr. Dog Poop: So Jenna Ortega has been acting for 10 years before she played Wednesday, where Christina Ricci played Wednesday as one of her first roles.

Jeff: What the hell was that? Where a little boy shot a little girl?

Mr. Dog Poop: That was Jenna Ortega in the Law and Order.

Jeff: Ooh, youth violence is serious.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, for sure. She's been on everything. She's been on soap opera. She's been acting every day since she was 10 years old. So, 10 years of acting experience. And then she goes out and she gets Tim Robbins, no, I can't think of his name now.

Jeff: Tim Burton.

Mr. Dog Poop: Tim Burton. Stop filling up my beer. I can't remember the people.

Jeff: That's what they always say about Hollywood. Anytime you call someone an overnight success, it was not overnight to them. It might have been overnight that everyone knew them. John Ham used to always say that, he's like, boy, I got big at Don Draper. I was working for 15 to 20 years trying to get that. I wasn't an overnight success. Not to him.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I mean you know, Jenna gets a TikTok video. It hits, goes viral. Everybody loves her. But she's been doing this for 10 years, every day. And she's already done three movies before Wednesday aired. Cause it takes like a year to edit, put it all together.

Jeff: Yeah, she's in Scream, isn't she?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, she's in Scream. She's doing a whole bunch of other stuff.

Jeff: Yeah. She owes a lot to Aubrey Plaza for paving the way for chicks who look like they can murder you.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I'm not even in Aubrey Plaza thing with Janet Ortega. I don't know what was going on there. I couldn't even bear myself to show the clip, because what was that girl thinking? She's got this dress on, which showed part of her boobs on the bottle.

Jeff: Don't you dare insult that woman. She's an American treasure, and I love her.

Mr. Dog Poop: And I'm looking at the boobs, and I'm like, okay, that's okay. But then her whole stomach is hanging out on the dress. Jeff, it would be like you wearing a dress.

Jeff: If Jeff Aubrey Plaza wants me to wear a dress. I'll wear a dress.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't know what the reviews are on that dress. I don't know what's going on there. I don't know if nobody was looking at Aubrey Plaza, because everybody was looking at Jenna Ortega. But that was bad.

Jeff: It was an odd dress. I will give you that.

Mr. Dog Poop: Odd. It's not odd. It's the fact that you have all this fat hanging out over the front.

Jeff: It was an odd choice. But she's a beautiful woman. And she's an American treasure.

Mr. Dog Poop: She’s an amazing actress. She's an amazing actress.

Jeff: She can do whatever she wants.

Mr. Dog Poop: Come on. You got to dress better. Jenna Ortega picked a 1994, 1995 Versace dress. And then Aubrey Plaza got something that was like.

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