Zombie Survival Kit Reviewed Page-10

Zombie Survival Kit Reviewed

Season:1
Episode:1
Page Number:10

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, this is by far the heaviest. Obviously, we got a hammer and an ax on here.

Mr. Dog Poop: So this is actually not bad. So it's got a hammer and I have some nails. So we have a board here I don't know how, but I’m going to take it off the desk but… nice. Do you see that? I'm going to do it again.

Jeff Macolino: It looked pretty easy.

Mr. Dog Poop: Right in.

Jeff Macolino: Can you chop that wood with the ax?

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh wait ax is covered, it's got a cover on it.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: Can I chop off some wood?

Jeff Macolino: There you go.

Mr. Dog Poop: Now we should have thought we should have used this because we could have made wood chips for the fire starter.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah that's exactly what this ties into everything.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm pretty sure you could chop down a tree with that. That's pretty cool.

Jeff Macolino: When you unhinge it, what is this? Like a wrench I guess. This little action here.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yes this is a pair of pliers that you can put in there either as a torture device or…

Jeff Macolino: Nipple clamp.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah nipple clamp. And then it folds up and it's got a little ring on the bottom.

Jeff Macolino: Oh and you've got the little multi-tool action coming down.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh here you go, this gets better and better.

Jeff Macolino: All right. That is a Phillips's head, it's a little saw. Not sure how effective that's going to be.

Mr. Dog Poop: A couple of saws. Bottle opener.

Jeff Macolino: Here’s another bottle opener. They're really concerned about the bottles.

Mr. Dog Poop: Another knife you won't be able to close.

Jeff Macolino: Oh, I can close this one. This one will be easy. There you go.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, this is a nice little multi-tool you got. It definitely chops wood. The knife looks sharp. I don't know, I have to put these away and I’m afraid. So I guess I’ll saw. Yep, I don't know what you would cut because I mean you wouldn't cut like a two-by-four. You could cut a branch off but I feel like you could break it. But I mean it could be useful.

Jeff Macolino: You know what you could do with this? I lost my cover for the ax.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's got a file on it, that's nice. I believe that this one is a fish scaler. So when you do catch a fish on your impressive fishing kit, you can use this to scale the fish so you don't have to eat fish scales.

Jeff Macolino: And now this presumably goes in your little holster from earlier.

Mr. Dog Poop: It does go in your holster on your belt. I actually might start carrying in this tool. This is actually something I like. I had a leatherman which was one of the original multi-tools and I actually changed the starter in a ford pickup truck at a rest area with that tool I feel like this one is strong enough that you could probably grab onto any bolt head and take it off if you have enough space. The hammer is really sweet. The ax cuts the wood. You've got some extra tools in here; a knife if you need it, the multi-tool. The end of the scaler is a screwdriver which I think would work and I’m going to wager that this screwdriver might actually fit a screw. Now, this is kind of small.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, it should fit I think, a pretty normal screw.

Mr. Dog Poop: So I could do this and then I could put this in if I wasn't reaching across the table. Definitely could take it out. You know if this was a screw in something and it's long enough that it could help you disassemble something. The other screwdriver is at the end of the fish scaler and uh it's a little bit wider so you might have more trouble getting something out but I like it. Yeah, I give it two thumbs up.

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