Mr. Dog Poop: Completely?

Jeff Macolino: I don't know if it would float with all of the stuff inside of it. That would be another test. I have wet pants now. All right, do you like what I said now?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, like you didn't pee yourself before.

Jeff Macolino: All right here we go. Open. All right the paper has, I don't know if you can see paper a little bit of water on it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, I didn't think that was going to work.

Jeff Macolino: It seems like it was water resistant because it's not well you know I mean just clearly got in here.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think the problem is you didn't put it in the waterproof bag. If you had no waterproof bag

Jeff Macolino: There is water inside of it I could have noticed too.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah so if you pour water into the bag I think we're going to find out this bag is not waterproof

Jeff Macolino: All right let's see if I can figure this thing out. We're going to macgyver this I’m going to get some water and pour it in here just need to find a vessel to carry the water with.

Mr. Dog Poop: Is your drink empty?

Jeff Macolino: No but, here we go. Let's see if any drips through.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's pretty cool. That's pretty waterproof. Is that your whiskey?

Jeff Macolino: Tastes good.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's filtered.

Jeff Macolino: Probably you know maybe you could catch rainwater in it and you know.

Mr. Dog Poop: It doesn't shake it out. You only put a couple of drops in it came out as fast as it went in so I don't know how much you could catch in that. You know that's another thing, there is nothing to catch rainwater. So Jeff can you uh turn off your lights and try one of these glow sticks?

Jeff Macolino: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's a six-inch, Jeff, can you handle it? Can you handle six inches? All right, oh-oh wait I thought it was glowing inside the bag but it's got a string on it.

Jeff Macolino: All right we're going dark here.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh wait. I got a problem, why is one yellow and one white? Are they two different lights? Oh yeah, they are. I guess they're random hot glow, fun, and safety. You remember back in the old days we used to have flares. Oh, you have two; the same, or maybe they're two different colors?

Jeff Macolino: No, I have an orange and yellow.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, I have white and yellow. Back in the old days, we used to have flares that you would light and you'd stick them by the car if you're broken down. So now you can use these.

Jeff Macolino: Is this string literally to just tie it on yourself?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah I assume so.

Jeff Macolino: All right let me kill the lights here.

Mr. Dog Poop: Because you don't have a shoelace.

Jeff Macolino: Oh boy.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's the best you've ever looked.

Jeff Macolino: It looks like a Paris Hilton sex tape.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah it looks like a Paris Hilton sex tape.

Jeff Macolino: All right here we go. That one wasn't up to the string. Here we go.

Mr. Dog Poop: Does it give any light? Is it lighting up your room?

Jeff Macolino: I mean I can see it glowing.

Mr. Dog Poop: You put on some music and dance and then pull your top off.

Jeff Macolino: Let's see here. I think this is going to be the best use for it. Let's see if I have enough light to put the string in the hole and it's not a euphemism. You know what I mean. There we go. Here's the use.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh is that what it's for?

Jeff Macolino: Oh yeah, man. If you were on ecstasy right now you would just be staring at the screen being like, oh.

Mr. Dog Poop: I am already staring at the screen, it's really cool. The way the frame rate is it's like it looks like a…

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