Mr. Dog Poop: It keeps your hands free. Definitely, probably a good survival tool. I like that.

Jeff Macolino: Yes.

Mr. Dog Poop: What else?

Jeff Macolino: Then we've got, I see at least two of these. These are the next two things I see.

Mr. Dog Poop: Your kit’s built backward.

Jeff Macolino: These for climbing?

Mr. Dog Poop: It does say for climbing. So these are like what, carabiner hooks?

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, I think so. Maybe there's something else in here.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, so these actually open up, just like a regular carabiner but they lock. So you can actually screw this down and then it's a solid lock. It says not for climbing, on it. So it actually says ‘not for climbing’.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, right there.

Mr. Dog Poop: The instruction sheets literally call them climbing hooks. Climbing hooks, okay? Climbing hooks, not for climbing. So it might be useful to rig something up a tent or shelter. Apparently, it's not going to carry somebody's weight. That says, ‘not for climbing’ on it. Cool little thing. I've never seen one with a little screw thing there that holds it locked.

Jeff Macolino: No. I'm sure though in a survival situation, you would find some use for this. Even if you're like locking a door to protect yourself from zombies. This could serve as a gate lock or something.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think you can like hook a zombie on the belt, use the shoelaces, and then just tie them to a wall or something and they can't get to you. I'm not quite sure how that's going to help you in a zombie apocalypse but we have two of them.

Jeff Macolino: You know what, you can-- you know the old little trap with the box and the stick? You can use your shoestring and this and just stand behind a bush and wait till an animal gets under.

Mr. Dog Poop: Why do you need that?

Jeff Macolino: I guess you don't need that.

Mr. Dog Poop: We need it. All right, so we're going to try to think of the use for those but they're cool but not for climbing. The climbing hooks are not for climbing.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: What else you got?

Jeff Macolino: I think we can gloss over this but I assume they're for something. I got two batteries here.

Mr. Dog Poop: There are two batteries and I believe there should be a flashlight.

Jeff Macolino: Ah! That's probably what that is for.

Mr. Dog Poop: So definitely always nice to have a flashlight. This is supposed to have three modes. So I don't know if it's like one of those tactical ones that can blind you.

Jeff Macolino: Oh here we go.

Mr. Dog Poop: I can't figure out how to get it open.

Jeff Macolino: Let's see.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh wait, I got it. Let's see if you finger it out.

Jeff Macolino: The odds are not great that I do, but let's see.

Mr. Dog Poop: Mr. Dog Poop wins

Jeff Macolino: Is there a button or does this thing twist? There we go.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got it. He's a man. Jeff Macolino gets the man award. He opened the flashlight.

Jeff Macolino: I can open the batteries even.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. So now which direction do they go in?

Jeff Macolino: Okay, the springy side gets the none… right, oh no they're both spring.

Mr. Dog Poop: They’re both springs. Well, I’m going to putwait, it only holds one.

Jeff Macolino: There must be something else.

Mr. Dog Poop: I hope it's the right battery for it. Maybe there's something else that uses a battery.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, either that or they figure, we only gave them two glow sticks let's give them a little bit more life on there.

Mr. Dog Poop: Can you see how power can you see how powerful this is? It's leaving a spot. I mean this is pathetic. This might-- this is pathetic. Tis really bad.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, I've got a better one I picked up at an auto parts store that's about the same size.

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