Mr. Dog Poop: The size of it that goes on your flashlight string, right? This looks really cool. It's got some heat sinks here. It looks like a tactical flashlight but power wise it's-- I mean I guess it… oh, yours worked?

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, when you pull it out.

Mr. Dog Poop: I guess it's got one of those blinding modes.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: Is it blinding the camera on your end?

Jeff Macolino: Oh, it was, yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: So maybe it's a little better than I thought but…

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, you can use that in the wilderness.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to say it's probably as powerful as a cell phone flashlight.

Jeff Macolino: I think that's fair.

Mr. Dog Poop: It looks really cool. It really does look really cool. I like the looks of it.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: The functionality…

Jeff Macolino: Will stick to your belt.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, I mean you can put it with your water bottle.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right what else you got? We got an extra battery so hopefully, find a home for that.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, let's see. This is like a universal screwdriver here.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh yeah, it's either a Chinese throwing star.

Jeff Macolino: Oh yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, it’s got a little clip on it so you can put it on a keychain. So I brought some little bolts.

Jeff Macolino: And this one right here you could easily use to open a beer bottle or any other…

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh pulled out a nail. So I guess this fits in. Yeah, it fits in one of these and you could use that to like take off a bolt and they're different sizes. So it's got one, two, three, four, five, and six, hex wrenches. I think this is a cutter, one of them. I don't want to cut the shoelace but it's pretty sharp. I'm going to say you could probably cut some string with it and you got a little Phillips head screwdriver. So I’d say a little tiny Phillips head screwdriver. Let's see, we got a board here Phillips head screwdriver. Okay, it doesn't fit that screw.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, I was going to say it will only fit certain-size screws though.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, it's like a non-universal, it doesn't really fit this screw.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, this isn't changing batteries in any kids' toys.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. One of the things I notice, it does have hex keys on it. So it does have some Allen wrenches as we call them in America, different sizes but I don't know what size and I’m going to say it feels pretty star, it's a nice piece of metal but I’m sure it's not hardened. You know it remains to be seen. They might fool me but a screwdriver doesn't fit a screw. I mean these are standard screws, I was going to try to put a screw in but it's not really working and I mean this is the only size screw it's going to fit. So unless there's some zombie screw that I don't know about, the screwdriver is a failure.

Jeff Macolino: If you need to get in a fight just you know hold it like this.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think if you throw it at somebody. Yeah I mean I can't even fathom a good way to use it as a weapon.

Jeff Macolino: I’ll go outside and throw this at a tree.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean if I was a girl and somebody was coming after me I guess I could scratch them with it but other than that.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right let's move on to some better tools.

Jeff Macolino: All right. Oh yeah. This one's made for me right here. It’s your fork-spoon combo.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. So I was going to bring some food out.

Jeff Macolino: Oh, you know what, and look at the serrated edge here.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, this does a lot more than that. This is actually a harpoon for fishing. It shows in the instructions that you can use it as a harpoon so you just stab a fish in the water and pull them out so I guess it's for free-range eating.

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