Jeff Macolino: Yeah. Well, you don't have anything to reel the fish in so get it on the line and just…
Mr. Dog Poop: So the middle is a different size wrench where you can put a thing through here and then it fits a certain section so you can potentially use that to take nuts and bolts off. Could be useful. It says, oh it's not tactical. So it's metal. It's not stainless steel. So if you're going to eat with it you're probably going to eat some lead paint because this came from china and now you're you know well known for having lead paint and everything.
Jeff Macolino: Yeah I was going to say you could use it to torture people like take an eyeball out but it's pretty bendy.
Mr. Dog Poop: It’s pretty bendy. So I actually have, because I am you know into the zombie apocalypse, I actually have a k-bar tactical spork and I kind of bought it as a joke. You know k-bar they make the marine knives, they've been making knives from you know and all the world wars it's basically the military knife though, the k-bar. Well this is a tactical spork and it comes apart and there's a knife. Now it's plastic.
Jeff Macolino: Oh damn.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah it's plastic but it is, I mean, it’s sharp. I mean, this thing will, well I ripped it but it's sharp. This thing will cut steak, whatever you want and it's got a spork on the other side. It's actually pretty cool. It is plastic. I mean if you had the stabs this would definitely kill somebody. Well, I don't know it's only about two inches long.
Jeff Macolino: Well it's like killing somebody in prison, you’ve got to jab them a bunch.
Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, a zombie in the head. Yeah, so you know but it's got the spork on it so you can eat Kentucky fried chicken with it and you can cut stuff. So I was thinking that this would be better than the k-bar tactical spork but this is, it's got, I’m not sure what this is, fish scale or a saw. I mean it could. Yeah, it's definitely cut.
Jeff Macolino: Well I can actually make this make a cut in that huh?
Mr. Dog Poop: I mean you can make a scrape in it. But I’m sure if you wanted to cut up some firewood I’m pretty sure you could cut. No, it ain't happening. Ain't happening guys. Sporks a failure. So we're getting down to some good stuff in here, I think. I'm thinking that we have some…
Jeff Macolino: Oh well I don't think you maybe need the knife on that thing.
Mr. Dog Poop: Well, that's not from this kit. This feels good. Oh yeah this actually, it's a…
Jeff Macolino: Looking around for things I can cut.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh yeah. Cutting up the instructions but that things.
Jeff Macolino: I've got I got a file folder here.
Mr. Dog Poop: Well, it's going to stab it, it’s pretty sharp.
Jeff Macolino: Oh yeah. I’m going to practice.
Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to say that's razor sharp. Is it a plastic handle? Now it's got a glass breaker but let me tell you about these glass breakers.
Jeff Macolino: Yeah.
Mr. Dog Poop: My wife was adamant that she had to have a glass breaker so I got her one and then I went to show her how to use it on an old car window that I had and I started beating the car window with it and it just flattened out. It wasn't hardened steel so it actually wouldn't break the window. So a lot of these actually would never break a window. You're probably better off trying to break it with the end of the knife than… now I could be wrong. We don't have any glass tested on but I’m pretty sure it's…
Jeff Macolino: We need a broken-down car to test out the windshield breaker.
Mr. Dog Poop: It won't break a windshield because the windshield is laminated but the side windows it'll break because they're tempered. This isn't a bad knife. There's a 40 knife it's probably a four or five, six dollar knife. I mean you're going to keep it. This is one of your best knives, right?
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