Jeff Macolino: Oh yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's nice. I mean that's it, you throw that. I mean that's definitely something if you have in your car it’s going to help you. I mean you could probably cut a tire with that thing.

Jeff Macolino: Oh I would think so.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah it's got a little saw thing on it so you could cut something. So you had to cut something that, and it locks. Yeah, I’m going to say super nice knife. It has as a seat belt cutter. So this is I’m going to cut the shoelace, I’m doing it. So it's got a seat belt cutter there. It's got a seat belt cutter that-- okay it cut the shoelace, will it cut a seat belt? Jeff go out in your car, put your seatbelt down and cut it and see if it'll cut it. But it definitely cut the shoelace and I’m proud to say it is actually a shoelace. This is actually a shoelace.

Jeff Macolino: It’s not some magic device.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's not. Oh man, that's going to be so hard now that I cut my instructions off. That's all right because we got a fire starter in here someplace and we'll just probably burn them anyway.

Jeff Macolino: Okay. This is the next thing I pulled out.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, I think that's wait what is that?

Jeff Macolino: Well, this is a ruler it would appear, and maybe a bottle opener as well.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh I see, was there a little red thing on it?

Jeff Macolino: Uh no mine was just in…

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, it has a little red…

Jeff Macolino: Oh yeah, mine’s black.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. So you fooled me, yeah. So this, I believe…

Jeff Macolino: Is it a fire starter?

Mr. Dog Poop: I think it's a fire starter. Wait, it's supposed to be a fire starter? It says fire starter.

Jeff Macolino: Well, I just saw a spark.

Mr. Dog Poop: How'd you get a spark?

Jeff Macolino: All right, just by doing this I could see it. I don't know if the camera picks it up but.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh how'd you do that? Oh yeah. Okay, so we got-- I got a little dish here.

Jeff Macolino: There we go.

Mr. Dog Poop: There we go. I got some leaves.

Jeff Macolino: I'm going to stop playing with it before I put my house on fire.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well I got a little-- so I got some leaves, some dry I’ll break it down the powder so that it's easier to start. Let's see if we can do it. How did you get it to work?

Jeff Macolino: There you go.

Mr. Dog Poop: I was actually putting out some good sparks.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah I see the sparks.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah definitely put sparks. I'm not saying I’m halfway through it. I mean I’m wearing it out.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah that's the problem.

Mr. Dog Poop: And it's not shooting sparks into the, there's probably like some survival guy saying, “they're not doing it right and you can't start that. You need this.” Okay, comment below.

Jeff Macolino: Yes. Believe it or not, we're not survivalists.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're not survivalists and this is why we need a cigarette lighter in there or matches. You know matches would have been great.

Jeff Macolino: I'm so much of a man I don't even know how to close this knife.

Mr. Dog Poop: You don't know how to close it?

Jeff Macolino: I'm too afraid I’m going to cut my finger off when I try.

Mr. Dog Poop: There's a little spring. There's a spring in it. I've lost mine, I’ll probably sit on it. Oh, here it is. There's a little spring in here that you can pull to one side and then it lets the blade. So if you follow the handle and you see the thing, just pull that back. And this is what we do as men. Just put it in the dishwasher, throw it in the drawer and it's never going to close.

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