Jeff Macolino: I got an apple-cutting knife for my house.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well I think the only way, I mean it's shooting sparks. All right, give me 10 seconds I got an idea, and I’ll be right back. Keep everybody entertained.

Jeff Macolino: Oh boy. Who wants to see me try to close the knife? This will not go well. But hey, you know I would not survive long in the zombie apocalypse. I would probably sell my body although I think my body would be most useful for meat in the zombie apocalypse or maybe for bait. They want to catch a zombie, just put that old me out there on the silver platter. At least if I cut my thumb off I at least want to do it on camera so it's content because I am a millennial after all. It's okay, I would be a court jester at best in a survival scenario so…

Mr. Dog Poop: So I’m back. I got-- that thing's probably sharp enough to shave. I've got some pie royal starting fluid. Everybody's got this in their car, especially up north. So let's put a little on there we'll move this out of the way in case it explodes.

Jeff Macolino: Get that beer out of there. Don't want to lose the beer.

Mr. Dog Poop: Here I might have to put it out, let's say.

Jeff Macolino: Hmm.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. Look at that. So fire starter is successful as long as you have starter fluid in your car, a little gasoline maybe a little kerosene. I can roast some marshmallows over that.

Jeff Macolino: You could cook the fish that you caught.

Mr. Dog Poop: I cook the fish if I caught the fish. I don't think this thing's going to work on anything but some kind of solvent gasoline. So if you get some gasoline out of your gas tank, if you have a carburetor, I guess nobody has a carburetor anymore. So not the end of the world but matches would have been great.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah waterproof matches are a thing, aren't they?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, waterproof matches would have been just fine but.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah

Mr. Dog Poop: All right, what else we got Mr. Mcileno?

Jeff Macolino: We've got this thing that looks like a pen.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think that is a tactical pen.

Jeff Macolino: Yes. That’s the sharp end.

Mr. Dog Poop: Again, it has a glass breaker.

Jeff Macolino: Yep.

Mr. Dog Poop: So it has its a pen but I guess it's a tactical pen to stab. It just says tactical pen. It actually says tactical pen for the fork but I guess that's no surprise when it also says climbing hooks and they say not for climbing on them. But I mean I guess you could stab, you know like I don't really see the use of it.

Jeff Macolino: If you need to write something down, this pen does work.

Mr. Dog Poop: It does. Okay, it does. It writes in black. Tactical black. So I mean it's a pen. It's a, I mean I actually might use-- I mean this is actually a pretty cool pen.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, just don't click back here thinking it's going on and off button.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's either a stabber thing or a glass breaker or something but…

Jeff Macolino: It hurts if you push down on it with your thumb thinking you're clicking.

Mr. Dog Poop: Honestly, I’d pay $40 for that pen that's pretty cool but it'll probably run out of ink in two days because it's from china.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah. My guess is you do not have a lot of ink in the sucker.

Mr. Dog Poop: You get it apart? Is that a regular…?

Jeff Macolino: I did, yeah. I got it back together.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, it's got a nice little pen cartridge in it, you could replace that. Oh-oh, we got another nice situation.

Jeff Macolino: Yeah, it took me a while to get it back on.

Mr. Dog Poop: So I mean if you're going to put it in your car, I mean you have a pen if you're getting an accident you have a pen. We haven't found anything for the other battery so I guess that's a backup battery for the flashlight. What else?

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