Jeff Macolino: That's what it looks like.
Mr. Dog Poop: So it’s I guess a rape whistle.
Jeff Macolino: Oh Jesus.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. So if you're getting raped Jeff, if you break down the side of the road and you're getting raped, just open up your tool kit dig this thing out and blow it, and that way people know to watch as you get raped.
Jeff Macolino: I think I’m just going to wear it around like this like if I go out on the town just.
Mr. Dog Poop: So we live in this world now where nobody does anything anymore, right? I mean if somebody's getting raped they just take their phone out and videotape it. They don't actually help.
Jeff Macolino: I do but I’m basically a drunk superhero.
Mr. Dog Poop: That's not a bad thing to be. So that's a pretty good whistle.
Jeff Macolino: Yeah, it was loud. Yeah, that's what she said.
Mr. Dog Poop: And then what do we have?
Jeff Macolino: Oh, you've got something extra in there?
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh wait, Jeff, I think this is a life straw. It might be or might not be. It tastes like oil I mean now I’m going to look and see in the instructions what it actually is because I don't think it's a straw because I just think I ate some motor oil. Let's see, I cannot find it. It is a random object.
Jeff Macolino: Yeah, well they’ve removed it from mine.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, you don’t, have it?
Jeff Macolino: No.
Mr. Dog Poop: So, it might have been like just a tool. I thought it was going to be a straw because it's just a hole.
Jeff Macolino: That's what it looks like.
Mr. Dog Poop: I drank some beer through it but it tasted like oil so I don't know. I mean, to me it looks like it's something you put on your car antenna if your antenna broke off and then you lift it up so you can actually listen to the radio.
Jeff Macolino: Yeah, it looks more like that than anything else. I mean it's strong enough to like whip people with?
Mr. Dog Poop: It's an aluminum antenna. It's maybe an antenna extension. Let me check it.
Jeff Macolino: You know what…
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, let me check it on my walkie-talkie. Hang on a second.
Jeff Macolino: You realize everything that we've opened up in this toolkit but presumably be used in an S&M dungeon. I mean, think about it anything.
Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I mean anything could be used in that scenario. So here's my 1970 sears dual channel walkie-talkie and you know it has a regular antenna so that you can, it has a range of about 100 feet but if I took the end off could go on it and make it even longer and probably get more range out of it. So in a survival situation, if you have your sears dual channel walkie-talkie and you're trying to reach someone, that might help you.
Jeff Macolino: You said that was a normal-sized antenna?
Mr. Dog Poop: This one?
Jeff Macolino: Yeah.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, it has a range of about 100 yards. I mean if you had too small of an antenna you wouldn't get that kind of distance. I mean basically, if you were at one end of a football field and you extend this out and someone else had one at the other end and they had it fully extended you should be able to hear each other. Anything further than that not going to happen.
Jeff Macolino: Yeah. So that's for those, like covert operations.
Mr. Dog Poop: That's for those covert operations.
Jeff Macolino: Where you could yell 100 yards?
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, where you don't have two cups in a string, right?
Jeff Macolino: You can be real covert with your six-foot metal poles sticking up in…
Mr. Dog Poop: This six-foot antenna. All right, we got one. So are you going to test the case now, Jeff? We got one more thing in here. This is the best tool.
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