The consensus of opinion was that these were the most useless appliances ever made. They are too small, too slow and make more of a mess than they cook.
O course,Jeff goes off script making egg sandwiches because he know that Mr dog Poop has not been able to it so far.
He sucks down what he claims is the most beautiful sandwich in the world and he is not going to apply at McDonalds for a job because of his one success.
Mr Dog Poop struggles to make 3 waffles in an hour but does manage to make a potato pancake and a blueberry pancake.
These was not much for Fat Chris to eat because it took forever to make one waffle.
They did get a visit from Glen from Bullshit & Beer fame who was less impressed with the guys cooking ability than anyone.
But, this is what guys do, they make a mess and claim victory at all times even when it clearly was not a victory.
Nonetheless, it was another great episode of the Man Show Live.
Episode #1We finally did it, we completed one full episode. We beat the critics that said it was impossible for an old dog poop guy and his drunk friend to figure out how to stream a live show on the internet. Our first episode was about "Reviewing of a Zombie Survival Tool Kit". The kits are abundant online from mid $20's to around $50 depending on which tools are packed into the individual kit. We unpacked and tested each item to see how helpful each tool would be in a survival situation with some very nice and some completely useless. The truth is, you could never know what you might need if you run out of gas in the middle of nowhere or fall out of a plane in the Australian outback, but if you do and you have the kit with you, it could help you survive. The ...read more
The show starts off with some Florida Man stories that make people cringe. But breaking news comes from Glen in California who broadcasts live from the Blizzard in Tahoe. Internet service is spotty, but Glen promises to build a snow family of the addams family for Wednesday's show. Discussion of Trump vs Ron DeSanctimonious and how Little Ronnie took over Disney and put the workers on a bus to relocate them to New York. As they parted, Ron tweeted, take your wokeness back to where you came from! In depth discussion of how Ron the Dictator is destroying education in Florida and how students are walking out in protest. Powerless against the Desantis war machine, Jeff gives up and calls it a win for Mr Dog Poop. The guys discuss Sean Penn and his search for a crisis so e can be front and center. They question where his ...read more
$17 Personal Frying Pan - Is it big enough for a man size meal? Personal Frying Pan - Is it big enough for a REAL MAN? Our first impression was that it was small. But that may be the best part, portable, does not take up much space and in the end, it did cook a man size portion. One man at least. The cons were, too shallow, no temperature control and that the handle needed to be assembled from 3 parts which is something some men wont be able to do. Mr Dog Poop cooks sausage chili made with Italian sausage, onions, peppers, garlic, tomatoes and kidney beans. It is a struggle to get all the ingredients into the shallow pan but in the end, keeping in a heaping pile did work. Once that finished, he attempted a Philly cheese steak with mushrooms and Swiss cheese. Jeff cooks ...read more
Chemistry For Kids? Review of Children's Chemistry SetThe guys made a big splash on today's episode of The Man Show Live with a review of a chemistry set for kids age 3+. Of course, Mr Dog poop is in his element because he runs the world's largest dog poop DNA lab and is a true scientist having been credited with developing the genotyping panel being used to identify DNA in dog poop with that of the source. So doing experiments made for 3 year olds should be easy. On the other side of the camera Jeff Macolino thought he was going to learn how to build a meth lab. He came dressed for the part as a character from the hit show Breaking Bad, a story about Walter White, a modest high school chemistry teacher who transforms into a ruthless kingpin in the local methamphetamine drug trade. While it ...read more
