We beat the critics that said it was impossible for an old dog poop guy and his drunk friend to figure out how to stream a live show on the internet.
Our first episode was about "Reviewing of a Zombie Survival Tool Kit".
The kits are abundant online from mid $20's to around $50 depending on which tools are packed into the individual kit.
We unpacked and tested each item to see how helpful each tool would be in a survival situation with some very nice and some completely useless.
The truth is, you could never know what you might need if you run out of gas in the middle of nowhere or fall out of a plane in the Australian outback, but if you do and you have the kit with you, it could help you survive.
The kit included a very sharp high quality pocket knife that is critical to survival and probably the number one tool in the kit that you could not live without.
The fire starting tools would have been beet replaced with a lighter or matches, but we were able to start a fire with the aid of highly flammable starting fluid. A spray product containing a blend of volatile hydrocarbons, diethyl ether, and carbon dioxide (as a propellant) used to help start internal combustion engines.
Of course, a little gasoline would have been just as good.
But the chance of an inexperienced person starting a fire in a cold or wet environment is pretty slim.
Other items like paracord and shoe laces could be helpful to tie things together, support something or even build snares to trap small animals.
And as always, if you don't feel like a man, just grab a beer and join us each day for an hour of manly discussions, manly topics and other manly crap!
It is about time that men had a live show dedicated to men and we will try to deliver that content as long as we are still standing.
What's for Lunch Today in The office? That is what we are asking as the guys cook using an all in 1 food steamer. The one thing we learned is that the process of steaming food is slow and in a 1 hour show, we barely got the meal cooked before we ran out of time. We tried to reproduce the beautiful food shown in the pictures on the manufactures website, but we clearly did not have the same luck. The food was in fact wonderful and the steamer worked like a charm aside from the fact that once you set the time, you have to let it cook for the full time. There was no way to turn the dial backwards or remove the time. The juice from the chicken and vegetables that Mr Dog poop prepared all dripped into the top collection tray and made a nice ...read more
The Bidens set the internet on fire by ordering the same dish on date night in Washington DC. The debate is fierce and people are outraged that they both ordered the same thing rather than getting 2 meals and sharing. The same meal supporters get into a heated debate with the reddit crowd and the rest is history. Over one billion down votes for Biden's choice. American are finding it harder to buy beer and seem to be drinking less. The beer companies are marketing wrong, the beer industry is in trouble and the man show may have to switch to Russian vodka if the beer runs out. The economy is failing under Biden and people are losing their extra SNAP payments right when the cost of food is highest. The guys discuss how this will increase crime, promote gang formation in Tampa as families struggle to feed their ...read more
Preserving food for the Zombie Apocalypse with a $25 Vacuum Packer Can a $25 vacuum sealer do the job. In this episode the guys manage to show their complete incompetence in operating a kitchen vacuum sealer. They just can't make it work. Is the the machine or the operators? It turns out, it was the operators and their stubborn man attitudes in failing to read the directions. Mr Dog Poop brings out a larger commercial type sealer and shows how it is done, man style. They try to preserve some severed hands, feet etc. But it looks like these guys need some help if either is going to survive the zombie apocalypse. Unless you can survive solely by drinking beer and being stupid. Since that is not likely, these guys may be SOL. But at least you can watch their incompetence live on The Man Show Monday through Friday ...read more
Reviewing 2 Bella Egg Cookers and the Hamilton Beach Dual Breakfast Sandwich MakerWhat a disaster, 2 guys drinking and cooking eggs in egg cookers and a sandwich maker. Hot dropped eggs, burned hands and Jeff eating eggs like he is at the county fair in an eating contest is what you will see in the episode of The Man Show Live. The guys manage to cook eggs and give the devices a thumbs up. But when they try to cook more the devices fail! The truth is, the guys may have been too drunk to realize that they never refilled the cookers with water, so there was no steam to cook anything. But of course they blame the appliances like true manly men. You might think after doing this so many times they would get good at it, but no, they seem to make the same man mistakes again ...read more
